Kill the person above you.

[Catman8274]

Unbeknownst to Celestial Creator, their host- who had invited them to dinner that night- had taken pasta, run small electrical wires up each noodle, and carefully hidden these wires away underneath the tablecloth. Celestial Creator took their fork, coiled the pasta around it, and took a bite, at which point the host ran 1,000,000 volts of electricity into their skull, causing them to die in an effervescent fire.

 

[Blood Crawler]

King Slime killed you for making a so long and boring text wall.

 

[Ordinary Orange]

Lots of explosives and a detonator

 

[Blood Crawler]

And you stayed near explosives while i pressed detonator

 

[plantapowers]

Blood Crawler was slain by Plantapowers with her excalibur.

 

[Cubic.]

I then proceed to devour everyone in the most brutal way possible: live, with little but poisonous nibbles. So painful!

 

[Ordinary Orange]

I happened to have an especially handy minigun...

 

[Animus Viral]

Which overheated and turn into lava that burned you alive.

 

[Ordinary Orange]

...and poured into your open TARDIS, causing it to explode and killing you.

 

[Animus Viral]

But then I regenerated cuz I can regenerate infinitely, then killed you because destruction of property.

 

[Blood Crawler]

You got arrested for destruction of property and your punishement is stepping on 1000 legos.

 

[Animus Viral]

But I was founded innocent for that case, and killed you as punishment.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Your punishment is getting placed in a rollercoaster (like the blue one that exists in the Attallah theme park in Jeddah) without safety for saying that you are innocent.

 

[Animus Viral]

Then I sue you for all the damages. Making you have to jump into a pile of needles.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

Then I hit you with a rocket.

 

[Animus Viral]

But I have it backfire.

 

[Catman8274]

I hit you with a rocket. (Meaning I take the rocket and smack you with it.)

 

[Animus Viral]

But it blows up in your hand before you can do so.

 

[Ivyss]

And you're in the blast radius.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

While you were busy blowing up a rocket, I smack you with a Slam, square into your neck. Bam, it broke, you died.

((Ninja's happen, but friendly fire happen too))