Look to your left and look at the first item you see, now you have to fight Golem with it.

[man of flames]

to my left...A dolfin staue.
A high speed fight anyone?

 

[Varsia]

A tub of 1 and 2 pence coins.
Bribe my way to victory.

 

[Mattix]

My mug
would take the job like real gentlemen and drink some tea.

 

[Varsia]

A desk built into my bed.
...Am screwed.

 

[Weetile]

Mah mixtape cover for mah phone.
Let's crank up the bass on Gollum, til he dies.

You've been watching too much Lord of the Rings/Hobbit, haven't you? "Gollum", really?
"My precious!"

 

[Varsia]

You've been watching too much Lord of the Rings/Hobbit, haven't you? "Gollum", really?
"My precious!"

T'was intentional.
Also, Fanta bottle

 

[HeroGabe]

TRASHTRASHTRASHTRASH

yep, that's it.

 

[GawenStarTeller]

A bottle of some type of cleaning stuff... ha, it's watery! Bet if I keep squirting the Golem with it, he'll erode after about 1000 years!

Now I just need to find a cloning device to my left because I'm not going to live that long...

 

[Varsia]

A trophy.
I probably don't got this.

 

[Hax4Ever]

To the left? A keyboard.

I could always play "Baby" by bustin jeiber.

 

[00Banshee00]

My.... Calculator!


Maybe I could bore him to death?

 

[Aardvark123]

An airer, with some clothes drying on it.

I could potentially fashion the airer into some sort of bludgeon, then wallop the Golem with it. However, on balance, it won't work.

 

[Tetrazile]

A large pancake...

I STUFF GOLEM WITH THE PANCAKE!!!

 

[Arpiter]

A bubble machine...

I hope pokemon logic works in this battle

 

[Tetrazile]

A red fish that is somewhat looks likes magicarp...

Its splashing around and making mocking noises...

 

[Bill Cipher]

A picture of a dog with a little girl.(Don't ask)
Well I have screwed.

 

[daderpycoolguy]

A magnifying glass. I guess I could observe his weak points and hit him with it.

 

[theobadeo22]

A pile of boxes and other storage equitment
Um, I could use what in there

 

[existence_success]

The arm of the chair I'm sitting in.
I'm screwed.

 

[Bethany]

A red fish that is somewhat looks likes magicarp...

Its splashing around and making mocking noises...

Lucky for you golems are so patient. Soooooo very patient. Any day now, any year now, a few million splashes from now, you'll have a dandy attacker!