# RE LOGIC! -Terraria logic jokes!

#### Jetstreme ∞

##### Cultist
Bananarangs deal more damage than Light Discs. As Hallowed Bars seem to be the scrap of the mechanical bosses, this makes bananas stronger than the mechs.
That's bananas!

#### niajn2000

##### Terrarian
SO MANY EYES AND BRAINS OF CTHULU!

YOU CAN SUMMON THEM INFINITE AMOUNTS OF TIMES!

#### Erienna Nakagai

##### Steampunker
SO MANY EYES AND BRAINS OF CTHULU!

YOU CAN SUMMON THEM INFINITE AMOUNTS OF TIMES!
I think we covered this already...

#### Snickerbobble

##### The Painter
SO MANY EYES AND BRAINS OF CTHULU!

YOU CAN SUMMON THEM INFINITE AMOUNTS OF TIMES!
Cthulhu can apparently regenerate himself, at least, according to a Cthulhu play I went to a couple days ago that was based on one of H.P. Lovecraft's stories. He rises from the ocean and a boat shreds through his head, they think they've killed him, but his pieces start to form together again.

#### Techhunter_Talon

##### Cultist
A holy hammer is called Pwnhammer.
...
...
Really? I'll be honest here. It is one of least favorite named items in the game.

#### Jill

##### Official Terrarian
Encasing a perfectly good machine gun in the rotting carcass of a sand shark somehow improves its combat performance!

#### Snickerbobble

##### The Painter
Time for some Terraria math!

1 cubic foot of gold = 1,204 pounds

Blocks in Terraria are 2 by 2 feet. Assuming blocks have a thickness of 2 feet as well..

1 gold ore = 4,816 pounds

As stacks of ore stack up to 999, this means

1 full stack of gold ore = 4,811,184 pounds

The player's inventory is 51 blocks, counting trash slot (as you still carry the stack with you)

Full inventory plus trash slot = 245,370,384 pounds

Now it doesn't end there, as we also have to consider armor slots.

1 terrarian gold bar = 19,264 pounds

95 gold bars are needed for a crown, chestplate, and leggings

95 gold bars = 1,733,760 pounds

The same set can be worn in vanity, so this can be doubled

Double set = 3,467,520 pounds

So with 51 inventory slots of 999 gold ore and 2 sets of gold armor with the gold crowns, this totals to 248,837,904 pounds.

Accessory slots such as watches could also be counted, but at this point, they wouldn't add much weight, at least compared to what a Terrarian can hold in just their pockets and as armor. So let's say Terrarians can hold about 250,000,000 pounds, or a fourth of a billion pounds.

This means we're strong enough to carry this thing:

And still have a little more room for stuff. We can carry the ENTIRE eiffel tower, but 52 of these things is way too heavy for us:

EDIT: Gold bricks stack to 999 as well, so technically we could hold way more than just one eiffel tower

DOUBLE EDIT: Oh dang! My math is wrong. There are 8 cubic feet in a 2x2x2 cube. So all my numbers should be doubled.. meaning we can hold 2 eiffel towers!

#### Lecic

##### Steampunker
Time for some Terraria math!

1 cubic foot of gold = 1,204 pounds

Blocks in Terraria are 2 by 2 feet. Assuming blocks have a thickness of 2 feet as well..

1 gold ore = 4,816 pounds

As stacks of ore stack up to 999, this means

1 full stack of gold ore = 4,811,184 pounds

The player's inventory is 51 blocks, counting trash slot (as you still carry the stack with you)

Full inventory plus trash slot = 245,370,384 pounds

Now it doesn't end there, as we also have to consider armor slots.

1 terrarian gold bar = 19,264 pounds

95 gold bars are needed for a crown, chestplate, and leggings

95 gold bars = 1,733,760 pounds

The same set can be worn in vanity, so this can be doubled

Double set = 3,467,520 pounds

So with 51 inventory slots of 999 gold ore and 2 sets of gold armor with the gold crowns, this totals to 248,837,904 pounds.

Accessory slots such as watches could also be counted, but at this point, they wouldn't add much weight, at least compared to what a Terrarian can hold in just their pockets and as armor. So let's say Terrarians can hold about 250,000,000 pounds, or a fourth of a billion pounds.

This means we're strong enough to carry this thing:

And still have a little more room for stuff. We can carry the ENTIRE eiffel tower, but 52 of these things is way too heavy for us:

EDIT: Gold bricks stack to 999 as well, so technically we could hold way more than just one eiffel tower

DOUBLE EDIT: Oh dang! My math is wrong. There are 8 cubic feet in a 2x2x2 cube. So all my numbers should be doubled.. meaning we can hold 2 eiffel towers!

That's got nothing on what Steve can carry.

#### MegaMage314

##### Plantera
Time for some Terraria math!

1 cubic foot of gold = 1,204 pounds

Blocks in Terraria are 2 by 2 feet. Assuming blocks have a thickness of 2 feet as well..

1 gold ore = 4,816 pounds

As stacks of ore stack up to 999, this means

1 full stack of gold ore = 4,811,184 pounds

The player's inventory is 51 blocks, counting trash slot (as you still carry the stack with you)

Full inventory plus trash slot = 245,370,384 pounds

Now it doesn't end there, as we also have to consider armor slots.

1 terrarian gold bar = 19,264 pounds

95 gold bars are needed for a crown, chestplate, and leggings

95 gold bars = 1,733,760 pounds

The same set can be worn in vanity, so this can be doubled

Double set = 3,467,520 pounds

So with 51 inventory slots of 999 gold ore and 2 sets of gold armor with the gold crowns, this totals to 248,837,904 pounds.

Accessory slots such as watches could also be counted, but at this point, they wouldn't add much weight, at least compared to what a Terrarian can hold in just their pockets and as armor. So let's say Terrarians can hold about 250,000,000 pounds, or a fourth of a billion pounds.

This means we're strong enough to carry this thing:

And still have a little more room for stuff. We can carry the ENTIRE eiffel tower, but 52 of these things is way too heavy for us:

EDIT: Gold bricks stack to 999 as well, so technically we could hold way more than just one eiffel tower

DOUBLE EDIT: Oh dang! My math is wrong. There are 8 cubic feet in a 2x2x2 cube. So all my numbers should be doubled.. meaning we can hold 2 eiffel towers!
That's got nothing on what Steve can carry.

Two words:
Hammer Space

Edit: also, using the logic in that video, we can asume a single platinum coin wieghs 1,000,000 copper coins, so... yeah... I'm going with hammerspace, since the player can also carry 52 breaker blades

#### rubeszilla

##### Terrarian
A holy hammer is called Pwnhammer.
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...
Really? I'll be honest here. It is one of least favorite named items in the game.
It's actually own hammer not porn hammer if that's what you were thinking.

Bry

##### Terrarian
porn hammer
My mind's in the gutter most of the time, but even I can't make such a flimsy connection. Your mind must be twisted beyond even mine

#### rubeszilla

##### Terrarian
My mind's in the gutter most of the time, but even I can't make such a flimsy connection. Your mind must be twisted beyond even mine
Well he's the one who said he disliked the name because it was unholy, just wondered what he meant..(wait till he sees the pr0nhammer in 1.3 tho...)

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#### AverageTerrarian

##### Terrarian
Cthulhu can apparently regenerate himself, at least, according to a Cthulhu play I went to a couple days ago that was based on one of H.P. Lovecraft's stories. He rises from the ocean and a boat shreds through his head, they think they've killed him, but his pieces start to form together again.
Ahhh 're logic. Heheheheh

Bry

#### Lecic

##### Steampunker
Two words:
Hammer Space

Edit: also, using the logic in that video, we can asume a single platinum coin wieghs 1,000,000 copper coins, so... yeah... I'm going with hammerspace, since the player can also carry 52 breaker blades

We can assume that the crafting process for higher levels coins is actually more like the crafting of items such as the Night's Edge or Suspicious Looking Eye, where the items are actually sacrificed in return for the item. The Gods of Coinage are fair, and will do exchanges either way as needed.

Also, what do you mean by hammerspace?

#### theclownfish II

##### Retinazer
Cyborgs tho. Cyborgs do have souls. See: Robocop, Armitage III, Dragon Ball.

i wasnt counting the cyborg npc if thats what you mean. i put 4 to count as the destroyer, prime and both of the twins

#### DestroyerOfTheDestroyer

##### The Destroyer
Time for some Terraria math!

1 cubic foot of gold = 1,204 pounds

Blocks in Terraria are 2 by 2 feet. Assuming blocks have a thickness of 2 feet as well..

1 gold ore = 4,816 pounds

As stacks of ore stack up to 999, this means

1 full stack of gold ore = 4,811,184 pounds

The player's inventory is 51 blocks, counting trash slot (as you still carry the stack with you)

Full inventory plus trash slot = 245,370,384 pounds

Now it doesn't end there, as we also have to consider armor slots.

1 terrarian gold bar = 19,264 pounds

95 gold bars are needed for a crown, chestplate, and leggings

95 gold bars = 1,733,760 pounds

The same set can be worn in vanity, so this can be doubled

Double set = 3,467,520 pounds

So with 51 inventory slots of 999 gold ore and 2 sets of gold armor with the gold crowns, this totals to 248,837,904 pounds.

Accessory slots such as watches could also be counted, but at this point, they wouldn't add much weight, at least compared to what a Terrarian can hold in just their pockets and as armor. So let's say Terrarians can hold about 250,000,000 pounds, or a fourth of a billion pounds.

This means we're strong enough to carry this thing:

And still have a little more room for stuff. We can carry the ENTIRE eiffel tower, but 52 of these things is way too heavy for us:

EDIT: Gold bricks stack to 999 as well, so technically we could hold way more than just one eiffel tower

DOUBLE EDIT: Oh dang! My math is wrong. There are 8 cubic feet in a 2x2x2 cube. So all my numbers should be doubled.. meaning we can hold 2 eiffel towers!
And fictional materials like Demonite could be even denser than gold. That makes things even worse!
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Giant tortuises dropping TURTLE Shells.
[DOUBLEPOST=1416616063][/DOUBLEPOST]Turtle armor weaker than beetle armor.
Turtle shells are brittle. The chitin in beetle shells make them flexible yet strong. Your argument is invalid.
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Skeletron has blood spewing out of his bones. He's a skeleton! Skeletons don't have blood!
Bones produce blood in their bone marrow. Invalid again.

#### MegaMage314

##### Plantera
We can assume that the crafting process for higher levels coins is actually more like the crafting of items such as the Night's Edge or Suspicious Looking Eye, where the items are actually sacrificed in return for the item. The Gods of Coinage are fair, and will do exchanges either way as needed.
In the video you shared, it was assumed that if you made a golden apple with 8 gold blocks, that apple would weight more than 8 gold blocks, and if you made a banner with many golden apples then that banner would have the weight of all the golden apples. With that logic we could assume that if you made a platinum coin from a million copper coins, it would still weigh a million copper coins.
Also, what do you mean by hammerspace?
This is what I meant by hammerspace

#### Lecic

##### Steampunker
In the video you shared, it was assumed that if you made a golden apple with 8 gold blocks, that apple would weight more than 8 gold blocks, and if you made a banner with many golden apples then that banner would have the weight of all the golden apples. With that logic we could assume that if you made a platinum coin from a million copper coins, it would still weigh a million copper coins.

This is what I meant by hammerspace

Well, let's see.

A block is 2ft^3. So, we can then compare the size of a coin to the size of a block.

Wow. Coins are pretty big.

If a block is 8 "pixels" (terrarian pixels are actually 2x2) across and is 2 feet wide, and a coin is 7 pixels across, then a coin is 1.75 feet wide. Coins are 8 pixels tall, so they are 2 feet tall. Those are some REALLY big coins.

For our purposes, we'll assume terrarian coins have the same length:thickness ratio as an American Quarter Dollar. This makes a terrarian coin 0.068435754189944 feet thick.

Doing some math to find the volume of the coin, and we find it has a volume of 0.153980446927374ft^3. This is 4360.2407cm^3.

Now, we use the density of copper, 8.933 grams per cubic centimeter, to find just how much a terrarian copper coin weighs.

It's 38950.0301731 grams. That's a pretty heavy coin.

Now, there are 1,000,000 copper coins in a platinum coin, which stack up to 999. The player has 59 inventory slots, including the main inventory (50), coins (4), ammo (4), and trash (1). Coins can fit into all of these. We'll add one more slot, putting it up to 60, since a player can have an item held by their cursor, as well as a full inventory.

So, let's do the math.

1,000,000 (number of copper coins in a platinum coin) x 999 (number of platinum coins per stack) x 60 (number of stacks of 999 copper coins the player can hold) x 38950.0301731 (weight of a single terrarian copper coin) gives us the mass of all those coins to be...

2,334,664,808,575,614 grams! That's a lot of mass!

Unfortunately, that makes The Player significantly weaker than Steve, who can lift

*ahem*

9 693 659 672 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000... Kilograms.

And that's just a single block. Multiply that by 64 (max stack size) and inventory size (27 slots + 9 hotbar slots + 4 inventory crafting slots + one cursor carry, so 41 slots total), and add the mass of a full set of golden armor (51,520 KG), and you get...

9 850 179 328 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 051 520 Kilograms.

Conclusion? The Player needs to hit the gym if he wants to get even close to Steve's level.

#### Pumpking

##### Official Terrarian
Well, let's see.

A block is 2ft^3. So, we can then compare the size of a coin to the size of a block.

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Wow. Coins are pretty big.

If a block is 8 "pixels" (terrarian pixels are actually 2x2) across and is 2 feet wide, and a coin is 7 pixels across, then a coin is 1.75 feet wide. Coins are 8 pixels tall, so they are 2 feet tall. Those are some REALLY big coins.

For our purposes, we'll assume terrarian coins have the same length:thickness ratio as an American Quarter Dollar. This makes a terrarian coin 0.068435754189944 feet thick.

Doing some math to find the volume of the coin, and we find it has a volume of 0.153980446927374ft^3. This is 4360.2407cm^3.

Now, we use the density of copper, 8.933 grams per cubic centimeter, to find just how much a terrarian copper coin weighs.

It's 38950.0301731 grams. That's a pretty heavy coin.

Now, there are 1,000,000 copper coins in a platinum coin, which stack up to 999. The player has 59 inventory slots, including the main inventory (50), coins (4), ammo (4), and trash (1). Coins can fit into all of these. We'll add one more slot, putting it up to 60, since a player can have an item held by their cursor, as well as a full inventory.

So, let's do the math.

1,000,000 (number of copper coins in a platinum coin) x 999 (number of platinum coins per stack) x 60 (number of stacks of 999 copper coins the player can hold) x 38950.0301731 (weight of a single terrarian copper coin) gives us the mass of all those coins to be...

2,334,664,808,575,614 grams! That's a lot of mass!

Unfortunately, that makes The Player significantly weaker than Steve, who can lift

*ahem*

9 693 659 672 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000... Kilograms.

And that's just a single block. Multiply that by 64 (max stack size) and inventory size (27 slots + 9 hotbar slots + 4 inventory crafting slots + one cursor carry, so 41 slots total), and add the mass of a full set of golden armor (51,520 KG), and you get...

9 850 179 328 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 051 520 Kilograms.

Conclusion? The Player needs to hit the gym if he wants to get even close to Steve's level.
So much math... I understand all of it, somehow...