RE LOGIC! -Terraria logic jokes!

[SilverBird]

You always carry a rope-climbing device and a minecart on you.
always...

 

[Blue_M4ge🌳]

A blindfold gives you immunity to darkness...

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Monsters with no arms, legs, appendages, or brains carry around super powerful weapons sometimes.

 

[Reinified]

Cant break trees with pickaxe. Does no damage.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

-the Wall of Flesh shoots LASERS, despite being an organic creature (unlike the Mech Bosses, Golem, and even the Santa-NK1 and the Martian Saucer)
-Chlorophyte is an op pigment/algae-like metal, but if used on Spectre Bars it would be a Ghost and Algae combined into pieces
-tungsten is harder than Titanium IRL, but in Terraria it is weak (good context for this RE-LOGIC!!)
-a HeatRayGun's fuel canister is not CONSUMING fuel, it just steals your MANA

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

You chop trees with an axe, place it, then chop it with a pick with the wood unnaffected.
Gravity.
Everything about the bone feather.
Buys a clentaminator for 200g. Immetiadly, still during the exchange, sells it back for 40g.
Hellstone is completly explosion-proof until hardmode, then it explodes just as easily as everything else.
Armor made of obsidian is less defensive than wood (spooky) armor

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

P1: Saves man from aincent curse and houses him. No discount
P2: Destroys his house, Stabs him, has a plastic rectangle 20% discount.
Wakes up kid. No kids until then. When he dies, a steady stream of kids arrive.

 

[orangepeel33]

Nope. Bunny stacks up to 99, and ores stack up to 999. A bunny takes about 2x1 space, so 999 ores would still be bigger.

There are 50 slots in your inventory. (Including hotbar) Therefore, you can fit 49950 ore, but you can only fit 4950 bunnies, meaning bunnies take up more space. You're the one who's failing at logic here, not terraria.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

When you dive to the bottom of the world, you can just stand on nothing. NOTHING!!!

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

396,000 dirt can fit in less space than a placed dirt block.
Chests can fit in piggybanks.
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There are 50 slots in your inventory. (Including hotbar) Therefore, you can fit 49950 ore, but you can only fit 4950 bunnies, meaning bunnies take up more space. You're the one who's failing at logic here, not terraria.

Did the number change for pc? They stack to 999 on my xbox 1

 

[Sock_Bunny]

Armor made of mushrooms: 57 defense- 3rd highest defense...

GLOWING mushrooms.

When you pick up this thing:

It changes into this thing:

That's the spine of the book there,

is the side of it

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

On the subgect, books, coral, flesh blocks and more appear differently each time they are placed

The underground jungle. Nuff said

 

[v1tell]

ha ha.
HA HA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
wooden swords deal more damage than copper swords.

 

[PlasmaFrog28]

Wood itself has no value, but using 10 of it to create a weapon rack magically has value

 

[Narwhalla]

Standing close to lava doesn’t burn you (if you actually did this you would die) no logic
[doublepost=1516088432,1516088408][/doublepost]Flowers grow out of pots magically

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I can smash two swords together by banging them on an anvil with my bare hands and create an entirely different sword. Huh?

 

[Narwhalla]

Deserts and snow biomes can be next to each other (it’s in my world lol)

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

One voodoo doll works on every guide.

 

[Narwhalla]

Keys disappear when you use them. (Not shadow chests)

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Keys disappear when you use them. (Not shadow chests)

Not to mention that once you insert a key into these key-hungry chests, they refuse to break until you empty them, and they feel satisfied.