Steal the loot!

[Ultimate snowman 46]

So if I stole one... What happens...?

 

[Ivyss]

There would be an infinite amount left.

 

[Malfestio]

So do we all get loot?

 

[Ivyss]

Well, everyone except me, I am now the original loot.

 

[Malfestio]

Sounds good to me

 

[Ivyss]

But who gets the original loot?

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

Find it,
But which is it,
No one knows,
The piles too big,
Too many duplicates,
Aaaaaaaaa,
How can we tell the original apart from the rest?

 

[Ivyss]

That's for you to figure out, not the loot.

 

[Yello_X]

I make a Loot-o-meter and find the One Loot, capable of ruling them all

 

[Ivyss]

It's me.

 

[Yello_X]

Oh well, you can't steal a living being but it contradicts the whole thread's meaning.
I knock you unconcious and steal you

 

[Ivyss]

You know you could've just asked ?

 

[Yello_X]

No, that's rude. It's like asking someone for their leg

 

[Ivyss]

Well, it's not exactly polite to knock someone out either.

 

[Yello_X]

Anyway, I transfer your life force to an Ice Dragon. I put the (Now dead?) loot in my bank account

 

[Ivyss]

It's not the item that's the loot.

 

[Yello_X]

Ok I got a headache from this. Better stop for now

 

[Ivyss]

Simple explanation to how this is now: the loot is me.

 

[Animus Viral]

Why?

 

[Ivyss]

Partially because I don't want to feel like a completely worthless piece of and other part because... reasons.