Steal the loot!

So there's two loots now?
I send my robots to capture the lootfly (Which in itself has now become loot) and I travel in my spaceship to abduct the loot
 
Actually the lootflies are just predators that hunt their prey by disguising themselves as the loot, and there is only one real loot which cannot be destroyed unlike lootflies which are also empty aside from their organs.
 
I travel back in my spaceship and set fire to the loot and burn it What have I done?
 
The loot cannot be destroyed, all you did was make it be on fire. I put out the fire.
 
It cannot be harmed, why are you trying to destroy the real one anyway?
 
Because ??????

Stupefy, incendio, reducto, diffindo, *shoots random spells*
*Sword of griffindor presents itself to destroy this thing*
 
The spells deflect and hit you and the sword SOMEHOW breaks. Yeah, no, it can't be damaged.
 
AAAAAA... *repairs spell damage with a spellotape and ducttape formula*
I use a smoke bomb and escape with the loot

EDIT: Then I use the loot's antimatter self to head into the loot where they are both anihilated
 
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But it collides with the air and doesn't hit the loot.
 
black hole consumes it and becomes loot hole.
 
It's actually a portal to a dimension of loot now.
 
Infinity stone...

ONE OF THE TCF POWERS OF UNIVERSAL SIGNIFICANCE HAS BEEN FOUND!
 
There's still an infinite amount of them.
 
A reality of infinite loot.
 
So if I stole one... What happens...?
 
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