Single Thread RP stupid calamity bros (PARODY OF CALAMITY ADVENTURE)

[Animus Viral]

Then I throw all of Gan's characters, including narrator Gan, into the Arena thread.

 

[Ganransu]

(I just retconned that because godmoding is not illegal here)

 

[Ganransu]

*Your non-bronyism shields are failing Animus*

 

[Ivyss]

Except I am above your power when it comes to that thread and you can't force me there.

 

[Animus Viral]

You kinda are failing with the brony thing, I'm a neko type of guy I think.

 

[Ganransu]

(Ok, this is getting out of-)
*there is an explosion and laughing*
(And now Fonaris has set up another goddamn thermonuclear device and blown out my screen)

 

[Animus Viral]

Slow clapping.

 

[Ganransu]

*Polo has a sniper laser pointed at your head*

 

[Ganransu]

(I wonder if Animus has furry shields instead)

 

[Animus Viral]

Even slower clapping.

 

[Animus Viral]

(I wonder if Animus has furry shields instead)

Nah, kinda had them gotten rid of after I became a cat.

 

[Ganransu]

(This is like taking care of four year olds)
*Ganransu has walked out of Animus's screen and stolen a bag of chips and soda*
(Dammit, there is no fourth wall to protect anyone from my characters's stupidity now)

 

[Animus Viral]

*Steals Fon and turns him into a chew toy for the Uwu-vern.*

 

[Orifan1]

elon musk appears
"I WILL MAKE ANIME CATGIRLS REAL!"
he throws a tesla cybertruck at animus viral, and animus turns into a catgirl
"MY WORK IS DONE"
he gets into another tesla cybertruck, and drives off, shooting gan with a boring company not a flamethrower because I KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO ATTACK ME

 

[Animus Viral]

Oh hey. The only difference is now I'm a female.

 

[Ganransu]

*Fonaris is a closet furry, so now this got messed up in so many ways*
(Oh god, this is so screwed up)
Fonaris "I know"
(This is disturbing)
Polo "And I'm using Animus's head as target practice"
*Ganransu is shining a laser into Orifan1's eyes*
(This is already goddamn stupid)

 

[Murphmario]

((Yeah no, I'm not joining this.))

 

[Ganransu]

*It's too late and Chen grabs Murphmario and drags him through the screen due to zero fourth wall*

 

[Ganransu]

(I'm...just gonna retcon that. Also, Animus, do you have a weird cat fetish?)

 

[Animus Viral]

If we start going into Burst territory, I'm getting the away from this.