Single Thread RP stupid calamity bros (PARODY OF CALAMITY ADVENTURE)

[Orifan1]

its like CA but we have exactly -1000000 iq

Axl does the jojo torture dance

 

[Animus Viral]

nani

 

[Ganransu]

Ganransu "I will break your fourth wall"
Chen "Well, time to pummel your screen"
Fonaris "I have C4" *he sticks it to your screen and blows it out before stealing your car and driving it back through*

 

[Ivyss]

And the beheaded is repeatedly hitting everyone, including himself, with a hammer.

 

[Orifan1]

axl stops and looks at the beheaded
"please stop that hurts"

 

[Ganransu]

(I now have to work to fix the stupidity this effing thread will trigger due to there no longer being a fourth wall due to Fonaris)
*Polo walks in*
(How did you get here?)
Polo "How do I keep getting to the wrong places?"
Chen "Welcome to idiot no fourth wall ville"
Polo "Nice name"
(This is already devolving into idiocy)
Fonaris "Oh, I know" *he's holding a thermonuclear device*
(Stop making those)

 

[Animus Viral]

Ganransu "I will break your fourth wall"
Chen "Well, time to pummel your screen"
Fonaris "I have C4" *he sticks it to your screen and blows it out before stealing your car and driving it back through*

It's too big for that.

 

[Ganransu]

(I godmoded it and you can't do anything since this thread is already busted)
Polo "This is already stupid"
(I know)
Fonaris "Aww, it's just a dud"
(Eff you Fonaris, why did I make you?)
Fonaris "Because it was your idea"
(Ok, whatever, no fourth wall remains to even be fixed now)

 

[Animus Viral]

But I godmodded it back.

 

[Ganransu]

(Well, it's too bad since your car is already a flaming GMod wreck)
Polo "I swear it I will cast ecliptic meteor"
(How did you learn that?)
Polo "Behemoth"
(I have to admit, how did mhw op behemoth get involved in this BS?)

 

[Animus Viral]

Too bad, I godmodded it to not be that.

 

[Ganransu]

*Polo is casting Ecliptic Meteor*
(Crap, guess that was too late to fix)

 

[Animus Viral]

Guess what. Godmodding.

 

[Ganransu]

(Dammit grab a flash pod people!!!)
*Animus now has Polo's emnity*
(Oh god no)

 

[Animus Viral]

Don't you know that Animus means hatred? Your does nothing to me.

 

[Ganransu]

*You're being strangled anyways*

 

[Animus Viral]

You failed the strength check.

 

[Ganransu]

(Anyhow, I need to find a way to fix this no fourth wall issue now and your non-bronyism is suffering for it Animus)

 

[Ivyss]

The beheaded hits narrator Gan with a pan for getting the wrong user.

 

[Ganransu]

(Goddammit Vil.)
*Narrator!Gan throws Vil into the Arena thread for good riddance*