Single Thread RP stupid calamity bros (PARODY OF CALAMITY ADVENTURE)

Ganransu "I will break your fourth wall"
Chen "Well, time to pummel your screen"
Fonaris "I have C4" *he sticks it to your screen and blows it out before stealing your car and driving it back through*
 
(I now have to work to fix the stupidity this effing thread will trigger due to there no longer being a fourth wall due to Fonaris)
*Polo walks in*
(How did you get here?)
Polo "How do I keep getting to the wrong places?"
Chen "Welcome to idiot no fourth wall ville"
Polo "Nice name"
(This is already devolving into idiocy)
Fonaris "Oh, I know" *he's holding a thermonuclear device*
(Stop making those)
 
Ganransu said:
Ganransu "I will break your fourth wall"
Chen "Well, time to pummel your screen"
Fonaris "I have C4" *he sticks it to your screen and blows it out before stealing your car and driving it back through*
It's too big for that.
 
(I godmoded it and you can't do anything since this thread is already busted)
Polo "This is already stupid"
(I know)
Fonaris "Aww, it's just a dud"
(Eff you Fonaris, why did I make you?)
Fonaris "Because it was your idea"
(Ok, whatever, no fourth wall remains to even be fixed now)
 
(Well, it's too bad since your car is already a flaming GMod wreck)
Polo "I swear it I will cast ecliptic meteor"
(How did you learn that?)
Polo "Behemoth"
(I have to admit, how did mhw op behemoth get involved in this BS?)
 
(Anyhow, I need to find a way to fix this no fourth wall issue now and your non-bronyism is suffering for it Animus)
 
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