Since when does dodging empty a cannon shell?
@dyer5lollipop-
Byron: HP 130/300 (Crippled legs!)
And
@tappaja100- Fred "the gunner": HP 275/275
And
Tod Ni Aisi: HP 150/150
Jane Aisi: HP 100/100
Byron surrenders!
Tod: "What kind of idiot are you..."
Jane: "The kind who just signed into their legs getting shot out."
Jane quickly shoots Byron's legs with her Glock, crippling his legs!
(30 damage)
Jane: "Now if the rest of you are done gawking at the fact you just got cut, tie this fool up and throw him with the doc!"
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@Matthus- Doctor Wolfgang Kruger: HP 100/200 (Rad Poisoning (4), tied up)
and
Jack: HP 100/100
John: HP 100/100
Jack: "Ok, you obviously aren't listening."
John: "We mean that that WOULD BE your punishment. For now, no deadly medical equipment for you."
Muffled Voice: "The boss is coming! Everyone except her, her husband, and the merc are hurt! And the psycho's tied up!"
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@Madder- Rami/Christian: HP 320/320
Story controlled- Greg: HP 100/100
Greg: "Don't ask me, I'm not the one who's body he inhabits and failed to get my Mass Effect reference."
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@Matthus- Akihiro Tanaki: HP 300/300
Akihiro Tanaki: HP 300/300
Woman: "Ok, straight to the point. I like that. We are the remnants of Boston Dynamics, and we want you to join us. And no, we were not taken over by robots."
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@tappaja100- The Tanker: HP 450/450
STORY CONTROLLED-Impar Bestia: HP 50/50
BOSS
Machine: 225/1000
Vs.
The Tanker: 350/450
Impar Bestia: 50/50
Tower: 200/300 (Bulletproof!)
BoT Heavy: HP 175/250 (30 DT)
Nate's Transport: Jk it was blown up.
The BoT heavy fires at the mini cannon crew!
100 damage!
Impar Bestia fires at The Machine!
25 damage!
You try to reload... you already have a shell loaded!
A missile fires from a nearby tower!
100 damage The Machine!
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@Matthus-Handy Manny: HP 250/250
VS
"Ditched" Nomad: HP 50/200 (Scared of getting out of their hole)
Grabby Nomad: HP 150/150
Surprised Nomad: HP 100/200 (Stunned)
You run over the next guy, he doesn't quite get plot-killed though, unlike the other two.
(100 damage)
The Grabby Nomad is regaining their footing.