Terraria Bad Ideas

Added a motivational speaker. He will move in as soon as you complete your first house. When you talk to him, he charges one platinum for a motivational quote. If a boss/event summoning item is in your inventory, quotes cost 5 platinum in pre-hardmode and 10 in hardmode. When fighting Moon Lord/ Lunar Events, quotes cost 20 platinum. After killing the Moon Lord, the motivational speaker will spontaneously combust.
 
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Huzbubber_Tum said:
Added a motivational speaker. He will move in as soon as you complete your first house. When you talk to him, he charges one platinum for a motivational quote. If a boss/event summoning item is in your inventory, quotes coatb5 platinum in pre-hardmode and 10 in hardmode. When fighting Moon Lord/ Lunar Events, quotes cost 20 platinum. After killing the Moon Lord, the motivational speaker will spontaneously combust.
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When the motivational speaker combusts, it utterly destroys anything within 1000 blocks of him.
 
The Fun Update

-All music is updated. All boss themes are now "It's Every Day Bro," sandstorm event musice is replaced with "Sandstorm," ocean music is replaced with "Ocean Man," and all other music is We Are Number One.

- You can now steal items from NPC's, but if you do, the NPC's will call the cops on you and send you to jail.

-Added a Jail dimension since so many of these bad ideas involve police.

-Added all of the bad suggestions suggested in the suggestions forum.

-Removed Medusa.

-Replaced zombies with Medusas.

-Final boss is Medusathulu. Medusathulu is summoned with Medirta toilet that is crafted with a dirt, a toilet, a medusa head, and 9999999999999999999999999 of every other item. Medusathulu will rapidly descend from the sky dealing 9999999016352.8163728 damaged, but having only 1 health and 99999999999 defense. Most of the time Medusathulu kills the player, but if killed, Medusathulu will explode and destroy the world and your character.

-Fixed the bug where True Eyes of Cthulhu weren't Dungeon Guardians.

-Fixed the bug where Terraria wasn't Minecraft 2D edition.

-Added a few bugs to the game.

-MicroNotch wanted another game so he bought Terraria.

-Redigit is really regretting his 2 million dollar deal with MicroNotch so he bought Minecraft.

-Added pollution, global warming, and overpopulation to the game.

- Added Last Post Wins.
 
New boss: Stevebob

Stevebob is summoned with a Da Diamond Pickarse dat is crafted wit 20 tin canz and a whole lotta diamondz and a moon lord Trophy. His first form is Stevebob and he shoots pineapples under the sea and noscopes ur face with super absorbent sponges.
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Next he goes to stage 2.5. Here he is robuxdusa. He is a roblox medusa that can stone you by shooting Danknezz Pancakes at u. They explode into 1 damage but then to 1234567890 damage and then intelligence mememes. He also has Robux that give you money but actually cost u money and they charge u. Robux do -0 damages. Then come stage 3...

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And naow comes the danktanik. Eet shoots john cenas and PiNk GuYs at ur gall bladder. If it hits ur gall bladder, u combust and DIE, no excusiez. He will also play Water Polo against u too. Then u kill him, but he deals 82)37827373728!:$:&38&:&1"ndjsjdjdjwjdjj£_£|^]€]!~€~ damage.
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When u kill him, he drops the Better Diamond Pickarse, dat can mine bosses too. He can also drop his trophee, which is a coffee in a car, that explodes upon placing eet, braking ur world and character forEVER and EvEr and eVeR and eternity and bi bi naow.
 
aded pingu
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hes a kiler pengin with a KNIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!11!!!!!!!!1!
he sumond wit da docter :red:, dawG11!!1
craftd wit evryday bro!11!1!!!1111!71&*!&#*@#&*2
whens sumond dey spewn markipier!!he shott fleeng da complix at u!!!and hee awsoemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
den heeeee go
 
Fredbear said:
When you mine dirt, you get a chance to get "Fecal Matter"
-100000 damage
-100000 speed
Equipable
You vomit to other NPC's when equipped. NPC's will leave because you have dung in your pockets!
Heal all hostiles around you.
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YOU ARE A GENIUS
[doublepost=1507603557,1507603057][/doublepost]everything can only take damage from a chair (but a chair still does no damage)
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E-cat420 said:
When you wear reindeer antlers, you get attached to a sleigh, and can fly.
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no better yet, you get kidnapped by the sleigh and are force-fed for the rest of your life (and Santa steals all of your candy)
 
superscrub42 said:
YOU ARE A GENIUS
[doublepost=1507603557,1507603057][/doublepost]everything can only take damage from a chair (but a chair still does no damage)
[doublepost=1507603780][/doublepost]
no better yet, you get kidnapped by the sleigh and are force-fed for the rest of your life (and Santa steals all of your candy)
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Try not double posting again since it's against the rules of the forum to spam. And the double post merging is a failsafe in case someone DOES spam.
 
- Demolitionist and Arms Dealer will attempt to murder one another if they are both onscreen.
- Players can always harm npcs, harmed npcs will attempt to attack the nearest npc.
- Blocks can only float if they are connected to the ground by a wall
- Small chance (5%) for "tiny" versions of any boss to spawn when the play is the boss's biome
(non-specific bosses don't spawn)
- Npcs will have a 42% chance to speak in pig Latin for the entire day
- Npcs will occasionally leave for 2-3 days and return, randomly recolored, with two more of the same npc
- map icons don't change
- All monsters stats are multiplied by the number of monsters onscreen
 
':eek:~:eek::nurseeek::merchanteek::eek::dryadeek:
Muninn said:
- Demolitionist and Arms Dealer will attempt to murder one another if they are both onscreen.
- Players can always harm npcs, harmed npcs will attempt to attack the nearest npc.
- Blocks can only float if they are connected to the ground by a wall
- Small chance (5%) for "tiny" versions of any boss to spawn when the play is the boss's biome
(non-specific bosses don't spawn)
- Npcs will have a 42% chance to speak in pig Latin for the entire day
- Npcs will occasionally leave for 2-3 days and return, randomly recolored, with two more of the same npc
- map icons don't change
- All monsters stats are multiplied by the number of monsters onscreen
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ARE YOU EINSTIEN OR ARE YOU JUST PLAIN BRILLIANT????
 
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