Terraria Bad Ideas

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

4.13- Grim Reaper update (similar to my own "6.6.6 Devul Updarte" that got misspelled names in the boss and its loot).

Added the GRIME RIPPER.

Spoiler: GRIME RIPPER stats

-HP: 1,000,000,000
-DMG: 1,000,000,000
-DEF: 1,000,000,000
-KBR: 100,000%
-ATK1: Throwing Homing Red Death Sickles that pass walls and fly at a speed superior than the max speed of the Expert WoF.
-ATK2: summons Dungeon Guardians.
-ATK3: using his scythe as a boomerang.
-Loot: GRIME RIPPER SAITHE (100%), 1,000 Platinum Coins (100%).
-Summoned where: nighttime in Halloween after using a RIPPER STATSHO (made from th3 full reaper costume, 999 ebon-/crimstone, 999 demonite/crimtane bars, and 999 cursed flames/ichor at an Ancient Manipulator).

Spoiler: GRIME RIPPER SAITHE

-DMG: 10,000.
-Knockback: 1000 (insane).
-Rarity: DARK PURPLE.
-Use Speed: 6666666 (SLOTH, taking 111111.6 seconds/almost 31 hours when the game runs at 60fps)
-Shoots: the red Death Sickles of the Grime Ripper.
-Sell Price: 10 Platinum.

 

[JamzOJamz]

Moon Lord can randomly spawn once the player has made 1 NPC house in a world

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

13.37: L33T H4X0R UPD8.

4dditi0ns:
-NPC's talk in 1337.
-H4x0r b0ss.

Spoiler: Stats

-Healthiness: 10100111001
-Damageness: 10100111001 (ign0rez arm0urz).
-Defenceness: 10100111001
-knockback resistanceness: 1337%.
-immune 2: 411 D3buffzorz.
-Sp33d: fast0r than t3h 3XP3R7 W411 0F F13$#.
-Attack: us3s hax, summ0nz0rz l33t hamm3r broz. Th4t thr0w hamm3rz at j00 d34lin9 10100111001 dmg.
-Dropz: l33t pwnhamm3r (1337%), K1ll4ur4 (1/1337%), aimb0t r1fl3(1/1337), L33t M4g1c (1/1337).
-Summ0nzorz: T3H L33T C0MPUT3R (made with 999 iron/lead, 999 glass, 999 wires.

Spoiler: 1007

K1ll4ur4 (Killaura):
-10100111001IVI3133 (melee) dmg.
-surr0undz0rz j00 with a rin9 0f f1r3 th4t pwnz0rz 3n3m13z.
Aimb0t r1fl3 (aimbot rifle):
-10100111001 R4n93d (Ranged) dmg.
-4ut0m4tic4lly sh00tzorz 3n3m13z.
-c0nsum3z bull3tz.
L33T M4g1c (Leet Magic):
-10100111001 magic dmg.
-sh00tzorz guy f4wk3z m4skz at 3n3m13z.
L33T PWNHAMM3R (leet pwnhammer)
-10100111001 melee dmg.
-10100111001% HAMM3R P0W3R.
-pwnz0rz 3v3n stuff3d ch3stz.

 

[ThatRandomBuilderGuy]

I know the 1337 number meaning.
Lit.

 

[Cubic.]

A collaboration between Terraria and LittleBigPlanet!

Heck yeah!

While if you stuck in enough effort that would be cool, some (ok, maybe most) Terraria themed LBP1 levels are lame.

 

[0cra_tr0per]

Version 1.4
The Western Front Update
All NPCs are replaced with Dr. Manflies. Their poison vials now have zero gravity, home in on you, and pierce walls. The poison gas never dissipates. Anything that can mitigate their vials is removed.

 

[Cubic.]

Terraria Karting

Ever wanted to see the Guide in a go kart? This mode is right up your alley.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

I know the 1337 number meaning.
Lit.

Anyways, 1337 means Leet, not lit, so read "l33t h4x0r" in my hacker update idea.

 

[Ivyss]

The lit update:
All text has been replaced with the word "Lit", this includes settings and every language.

 

[JamzOJamz]

The lit update:
All text has been replaced with the word "Lit", this includes settings and every language.

And so we all uninstalled Terraria. Go watch Logan Paul now, kids.

 

[ThunderBear06]

Bomb slime. it disguises itself as a bunny then explodes on contact with player

 

[Cubic.]

ULTRADEATH

An enemy that instantly kills the player and is invincible and lightsPeed no matter what

OOF that would be bad

 

[JamzOJamz]

A rare pee gun that has a 6.66% to be dropped by the Moon Lord. It requires "Souls of Piss" to function correctly.

 

[Cubic.]

Additionally, a pee go kart for Terraria Karting that also needs souls of *beep* to function

 

[0cra_tr0per]

-Getting the "On Fire" debuff now burns your graphics card with tons of particle effects and other lag creating effects while the debuff is active, same with other fire-based debuffs.

 

[Cubic.]

NERF THE MEOWMERE!!!

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

The stoned debuff bricks (makes your electronic piece useless) your GPU (even if your gpu is an Nvidia Titan RTX/upcoming Advanced Micro Devices Radeon VII), crashes the game, and deletes the legendary System32 folder (or its Mac/Linux equvalents).

 

[Cubic.]

Everything is in Greek and there's no possible way to change the language

 

[Ivyss]

The ice update:
Every block in the game has been replaced with the ice that breaks when you fall on it. Ice skates or frostspark boots no longer prevent it from breaking.

 

[Cubic.]

Espanol debuff

This debuff is inflicted by every enemy in the game, and if you try to use anything, instead you hear an English person saying "No hablo Español muy bien."

Lo siento por mi nivel de traductor de google español. Soy estadounidense.