Terraria Bad Ideas

Added Payment in favors: Instead of using money, you can now pay NPCs by...Well, you should get it.
The catch is that you might get STDs, and that female characters can get pregnant, which will spawn additional Anglers (So the lovingly-detailed animation that comes with this isn't worth it).
 
Terraria 1.3.5 – Glory to Terraria
• Entrant must have a passport.
• All documents must be current.
• Foreigners require an entry permit.
• No weapons, armour, or tools.
• All glowing mushrooms must be searched.
• No entry from the corruption.
• Entrant must have ichor vaccine certificate.
 
PieOfCthulhu said:
Terraria 1.3.5 – Glory to Terraria
• Entrant must have a passport.
• All documents must be current.
• Foreigners require an entry permit.
• No weapons, armour, or tools.
• All glowing mushrooms must be searched.
• No entry from the corruption.
• Entrant must have ichor vaccine certificate.
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Will the Truffle or the Merchant try to get past the entrance with a poorly-drawn crayon passport?
 
TMB50 said:
Will the Truffle or the Merchant try to get past the entrance with a poorly-drawn crayon passport?
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That's a tough choice. I would say the Merchant, because it would seem like smuggling drugs across a border (Jorji attempts that later) isn't beyond him, but it would also be kind of funny if the Truffle was trying to take a bunch of glowing mushrooms (which are apparently his children) across the border and being arrested because they were mistaken for drugs.
 
Continuing on that, let's say you want some sort of vanity item. Stuff you'd normally get from the Clothier or an easy crafting recipe.
"I want the Familiar Clothes Set!"
You cough up 10 dollars for a loot box that may or may not have the :red: you want. It probably just has the same :red: 4 times in a row.
"Ok... but at least I can get rare vanity items through in-game currency!"
New in-game currency: Terrabucks. You get them through (guess what?) microtransactions. 100 Terrabucks = 1 dollar.
Oh, and if you want dev items, you have to buy the Treasure Bags. Which may or may not contain any real dev items.
"Well it does suck...but at least it's just cosmetic!"
NEW: BUY STAR WRATH FOR $4.99! LEGENDARY PREFIX! COMES WITH ONE PIECE OF SOLAR FLARE ARMOUR!
CHANGELOG: Moon Lord removed. All luminite items and Moon Lord drops removed. Lunar events removed.
NOW BUY OUR :red:!
 
Mechantera said:
Continuing on that, let's say you want some sort of vanity item. Stuff you'd normally get from the Clothier or an easy crafting recipe.
"I want the Familiar Clothes Set!"
You cough up 10 dollars for a loot box that may or may not have the :red: you want. It probably just has the same :red: 4 times in a row.
"Ok... but at least I can get rare vanity items through in-game currency!"
New in-game currency: Terrabucks. You get them through (guess what?) microtransactions. 100 Terrabucks = 1 dollar.
Oh, and if you want dev items, you have to buy the Treasure Bags. Which may or may not contain any real dev items.
"Well it does suck...but at least it's just cosmetic!"
NEW: BUY STAR WRATH FOR $4.99! LEGENDARY PREFIX! COMES WITH ONE PIECE OF SOLAR FLARE ARMOUR!
CHANGELOG: Moon Lord removed. All luminite items and Moon Lord drops removed. Lunar events removed.
NOW BUY OUR :red:!
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I hate how true this really is. One of the main reasons why this game, as well as Minecraft, shines is because it's a "you bought the game, now have ur stuff :3" type thing.

Why can't more games be like that?
 
Teh bad idea update

-if you dont do a angler quest daily, a r34 pic of ANY random npc will pop up, and it cant be closed
-Moon lord will spawn with 2 EoC and one BoC
-if you try to kill the angler, you character turns into hardcore and the wall of flesh will spawn in the surface
-trying to name a character with any devolper name will erase the game
-Golem will play rock paper siccors with you and if you lose he summons 63727 moon lords
-microsoft bought re-logic
-added references to old memes from 2011
 
if a character dies once it deletes all save files, regardless how far they are into the game
[doublepost=1485996855,1485996683][/doublepost]terraria becomes a turn based rpg
 
Dirt staff
Damage: 100000000000 summon damage
Speed: very fast
Tooltip: Feel the dam power
Crafting Recipe:
5 of Every Bar in the game and 20 of every soul
15 stacks of dirt (Probaley best to make a new world and... BLOW IT UP, and then a friend ask "dude this is my fudging world, what are you doing??" "Oh, just need 15 stacks of dirt" "You fudging noob" but then the best part is what it does)
What it does: Puts a dirt block in the middle of your cursor that follows it, when it hits a enemy, it throws dirt blocks every where at the rate of 0.125 seconds as they go through blocks
 
Terraria DLC: 6.6.6. Available for only 19.99. Free shipping and handling.

Content:

Everytime you get hit, you get jumpscared by Slenderman.

Every minute of gameplay, an ad pops up and interrupts gameplay, no matter what you are doing. We gotta make money, right?

Added TheLegend27. Defeats your armies in one swipe and was born from fire. 99999999999 Health, 20000000000000000 Defense.

Annoying Squeaker. This little kid will yell "GIT NO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPED" whenever you either hit an enemy, or get hit. Whenever you kill an enemy, a little girl screams at the highest possible pitch at the loudest possible.

Girlfriend Addition!!!! When you begin the game, your overbearing girlfriend demands you to to do stuff. If you don't, she hits you for a damage proportional to your health. Example: 100 Health=99 Damage.

Tonald Drump. He tries to construct walls in your world make out of Lizhard Bricks. After you get the Picksaw, he upgrades to Barrier blocks (the stuff on top of the world)
 
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