The most Overcomplicated Board Game Ever

you die

I play the actual yu-gi-oh card pot of greed
 
You get banned for an unknown reason.

I have the unbans.
 
I steal them.

I take Greed's gullet.
 
I steal your coins so you die.

I have coins that I don't know what to do with so I throw them everywhere.
 
I collect them, increases max HP by a :red:ton, and not having coins with greed's gullet doesn't actually kill you.

I get head of the keeper, now I get money from attacking.
 
I throw ??? into the box for that one ending while you are doing that.

Blueboi is in the box. Or chest. Look, there are many names for a container.
 
Isac finds them and gets very freaked out.

I Summon my trap card
 
YOU activate it by mistake.

I roll a natural 20.
 
You get twenty bombs, that are active.

I press a button on the bombs and teleport to non-existence.
 
You don't exist.

I say Gabe itches five times fast (remembering something from elementary school)
 
Gabe Newell appears.
"We at Valve are happy to announce that we still can't count to three."
He then vanishes.

I roll a 20-sided dice.
 
You roll a 1 and get MASSIVELY BODIED.

I play a card that pulls an opponent in front of me towards me.
 
You pulled Moon Lord

I evolve "Insanity" and "Neausea" (plague inc stuff)
 
I counter it with a 1-up.
I roll an 11 of hearts
 
Sorry, but the laws of physics don't allow this.
I roll an 8, which tells me to draw a blue card, which tells me that this is a cool necro of a cool thread that I forgot about.
 
You get killed by a zombie string


I summon pionoplayer
 
You get killed by grammar nazis.

I do a backflip and fail miserably.
 
It isn’t very affective
I buy 50 baked potatoes for myself
 
They weren't baked, they were poisoned!

I put tasty cyanide in my hot chocolate (sorry if i misspelled it, I'm not good at chemistry related words)
 
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