Ur actually pretty pretty c:
Here, have a picture of my face and my signed Binding of Isaac Devzine. It's an older pic, but I don't look that much different now.
I was basically stoked that, of all the random hand-drawn items, I got the Relic, which made me really happy because I've been wearing blue cross necklaces since I started college. It was pretty much the single most fitting item I could have possibly gotten.
Oh come on, tell us already! You're killing us! Which one is you? I promise I will definitely not steal your identity probably.
Like bacon? Everytime someone makes a guess you shoot them down and/or make a cryptic statement. The suspense is too much to handle, I'll soon resort to black market, pimps and the mafia! And it's all your fault!