Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

Hire everyone that knows anything about electronics from Youtube to help you.

Corporations.
 
Just burn down all of human society.

People keep posting on terminal brain cancer the thread.
 
Explain what this 'terminal brain cancer' thread is.

I don't know what the "terminal brain cancer" thread is because nobody's stating what it is.
 
Nuke them.

There's no option to not get notifications from certain threads.
 
Realize there is. Oh wait, that's a normal solution. Hack the forums and delete the threads.

People have too high expectations of me.
 
Shoot them, because who needs people?

People complain about furries.
 
Sleep for exactly 12 hours, not a second more or less. Then drink 3 decilitres of coffee.

Shoot them, because who needs people?
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This answers almost every problem on this thread.
 
Shoot all people so no one has problems with them anymore,

Now I can't blame people for things.
 
Blame the dead people and shoot them for good measure

And now I can't even blame the dead for things!
 
Blame ghosts, and of course also shoot them.

Now I can't blame ghosts either.
 
Blame the remnants of human civilisation and blow it up.

Now I can't blame whatever humans left either.
 
Blame the planet, and send it into the sun.

Now I can't even blame the planet.
 
Just destroy the universe.

And the humanity is reborn for some reason on different universe.
 
Recreate it, without humanity

Now the Snivies took on the mantle of humanity.
 
Burn them. Snivies aren't worthy of this honour.

Now I just have a bunch of fire-type Snivies.
 
Throw them in the trash compactor and don't look back

I don't have a bagel
 
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