Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

[Champion Greninjoid]

Play the long con. Pretend you can do it for a few decades and make connections with powerful people until you’re a major political leader, then make geometry illegal.

I‘m really ing indecisive.

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Mo always works.

My luck in video games is really WACK

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Hack the game so that you have more reliable “luck”.

I’m really running out of ideas for these.

 

[Streyll]

Start taking other people's problems instead then.

I have more problems coming up with solutions that are actually weird.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Assasinate everyone who posts on this thread so you don’t have to come up with any more.

I may be in danger now.

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Then take this gun and become the danger.

I only know how to hack cookie clicker, and not very well.

 

[darkmega5]

step 1: get an autoclicker
step 2: set it to 1 click a millisecond
step 3: accidentally put the cursor on a real cookie
step 4: crash the world economy

A teacher put material we never learned on the test

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Buy paint the exact same color as the paper, then paint over the questions in a very thin layer.

I’d like to get good cookies in Cookie Run: Kingdom (Without buying anything)

 

[deletedaccount12]

if it's a mobile game, you're out of luck. Nothing I can do for you.

I was woken up incredibly early by my father screaming and playing music loudly and pounding on my door for no reason.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Cause yourself to go deaf.

Sad

 

[deletedaccount12]

Happy

I keep stumbling when I walk even though there's nothing tripping me.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Call the Ghostbusters.

I’m out of ideas.

 

[Lemonado]

Call the police, they will know what to do with you

I can't stop going away for months randomly

 

[IndigoGolem]

Go away for months based on a predictable pattern.

I'm bad at typing on a Dvorak keyboard.

 

[Streyll]

Take it apart and rewire each key to be QWERTY, then paint all of the keys to be QWERTY as well.

I keep getting headaches while working on a model.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Get a brain transplant. It's really that easy.

I keep clicking on things without realizing what they are until it's too late.

 

[Ivyss]

Just get rid of your hands.

I'm not good at anything.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Never do anything ever again out of fear for failure.

My jaw hurts inexplicably.

 

[Streyll]

Teach your dog (or kidnap someone else's and use it instead if you don't have one) and teach it to perform surgery. Then have it remove your jaw.


I don't have enough space to store things.

 

[Ivyss]

Kill people and use their corpses as containers.

This life hurts.