Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

Play the long con. Pretend you can do it for a few decades and make connections with powerful people until you’re a major political leader, then make geometry illegal.

I‘m really :red:ing indecisive.
 
Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Mo always works.

My luck in video games is really WACK
 
Hack the game so that you have more reliable “luck”.

I’m really running out of ideas for these.
 
Start taking other people's problems instead then.

I have more problems coming up with solutions that are actually weird.
 
Assasinate everyone who posts on this thread so you don’t have to come up with any more.

I may be in danger now.
 
Then take this gun and become the danger.

I only know how to hack cookie clicker, and not very well.
 
step 1: get an autoclicker
step 2: set it to 1 click a millisecond
step 3: accidentally put the cursor on a real cookie
step 4: crash the world economy

A teacher put material we never learned on the test
 
Buy paint the exact same color as the paper, then paint over the questions in a very thin layer.

I’d like to get good cookies in Cookie Run: Kingdom (Without buying anything)
 
if it's a mobile game, you're out of luck. Nothing I can do for you.

I was woken up incredibly early by my father screaming and playing music loudly and pounding on my door for no reason.
 
Cause yourself to go deaf.

Sad
 
Happy

I keep stumbling when I walk even though there's nothing tripping me.
 
Call the Ghostbusters.

I’m out of ideas.
 
Call the police, they will know what to do with you

I can't stop going away for months randomly
 
Go away for months based on a predictable pattern.

I'm bad at typing on a Dvorak keyboard.
 
Take it apart and rewire each key to be QWERTY, then paint all of the keys to be QWERTY as well.

I keep getting headaches while working on a model.
 
Get a brain transplant. It's really that easy.

I keep clicking on things without realizing what they are until it's too late.
 
Just get rid of your hands.

I'm not good at anything.
 
Never do anything ever again out of fear for failure.

My jaw hurts inexplicably.
 
Teach your dog (or kidnap someone else's and use it instead if you don't have one) and teach it to perform surgery. Then have it remove your jaw.


I don't have enough space to store things.
 
Kill people and use their corpses as containers.

This life hurts.
 
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