Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

Play the long con. Pretend you can do it for a few decades and make connections with powerful people until you’re a major political leader, then make geometry illegal.

I‘m really :red:ing indecisive.
 
Start taking other people's problems instead then.

I have more problems coming up with solutions that are actually weird.
 
step 1: get an autoclicker
step 2: set it to 1 click a millisecond
step 3: accidentally put the cursor on a real cookie
step 4: crash the world economy

A teacher put material we never learned on the test
 
Buy paint the exact same color as the paper, then paint over the questions in a very thin layer.

I’d like to get good cookies in Cookie Run: Kingdom (Without buying anything)
 
if it's a mobile game, you're out of luck. Nothing I can do for you.

I was woken up incredibly early by my father screaming and playing music loudly and pounding on my door for no reason.
 
Take it apart and rewire each key to be QWERTY, then paint all of the keys to be QWERTY as well.

I keep getting headaches while working on a model.
 
Teach your dog (or kidnap someone else's and use it instead if you don't have one) and teach it to perform surgery. Then have it remove your jaw.


I don't have enough space to store things.
 
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