Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Procrastinate on that.

One of musicians I listen to is dead.

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Necromancy

brother is being a jerk

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Use some light magic to reverse-revive him.

I have no brother.

 

[Streyll]

Create one out of clay, then use magic to turn it into your brother.

I feel tired.

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

*gunshot* and now you sleep forever

People are being really annoying and giving me an actual headache

 

[Yoop90-]

i place you in an underground bunker to hide you away and keep you safe then wipe out humanity

I CAN'T SPELL

 

[Streyll]

Create a robot that can spell for you.

I don't know what to put here.

 

[Ivyss]

Point a gun at the device you're using and threaten to shoot it if it doesn't put something there.

I feel sick.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Blame it on Earth.

I feel out of place.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Then go into a building

My entire life right now is kinda sad

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Blame it on the entire life.

There'll be barely any freedom left in my place.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Then go literally anywhere but Soviet Russia

I have no idea how to breathe

 

[darkmega5]

Then go literally anywhere but Soviet Russia

I have no idea how to breathe

go back in time from the afterlife time machine, and teach your unborn fetus self how to breathe

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

You didnt post a problem, so i'll assume that your problem is that you exist
*shoots you many times*

My brother ate all of the snack and breakfast options at my mom's house like the hog he is

 

[deletedaccount12]

If your brother is a hog, maybe you should eat him.

I lost my phone and cannot find it.

 

[Ivyss]

Text your friend to help look for it.

I don't know what to do with this life.

 

[darkmega5]

Just reset until you get a seed you like.

I keep forgetting to post problems.

 

[Ganransu]

then fall over

I fell over

 

[Streyll]

Hire a tow truck to pull you up.

I don't have the motivation to work on art things right now.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Eat all of your supplies.

I like doctor pepper even though it doesn't taste good to me.