Would you date the Mechanic from Terraria?

[Yoshi28]

If the Mechanic NPC from Terraria asked you on a date, would you accept?

 

[SiberiaCraftYT]

... What? No.

 

[ChimeraWarden]

...why is this a post? Besides, according to the lore, she and the goblin tinkerer are already together

@Yoshi28
Stop! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence
Seriously tho, fess up to the crime

 

[Yoshi28]

@Yoshi28
Stop! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence
Seriously tho, fess up to the crime

I plead guilty and will pay 20 platinum coins for being a simp

 

[ChimeraWarden]

At least u fess up to it
Unlike @Acrooo

 

[yoop90-]

no no and no just stop she is already in love with that idiot that breaks all my weap-- i mean the goblin tinkerer

 

[MagicasquirrelTMT]

Why the hecc would you simp for the mechanic? She's a technology geek that doesn't use magic, smh head. Plus she already has the goblin tinkerer.

Only true chads know that the skeleton merchant is the only one you should simp for.

 

[yoop90-]

Why the hecc would you simp for the mechanic? She's a technology geek that doesn't use magic, smh head. Plus she already has the goblin tinkerer.

Only true chads know that the skeleton merchant is the only one you should simp for.

sorry could not hold it in
WHY SIMP FOR THE SKELETON MERCHANT ARE YOU FORGETTING THE BEST ONE???
THE DIRT BLOCK ON THE LEFT!!

 

[Mr Ribbon Eel]

Dating involves social interaction, which I can't do.

 

[yoop90-]

oof

 

[Yoshi28]

Why would I like the mechanic when I can simp for the chlorophyte vein that appears at -246268 -262111 in seed 1583614 on pc?

 

[yoop90-]

or simp for that wyvern that is not needed during the moonlord fight

 

[Yoshi28]

Or the the wall of flesh

 

[TheNotVeryEpicness]

In theory I could date the mechanic if two things happended.
1. The Goblin tinkerer died in mysterious accident involving cages and the underworld.
2. I would have to like the mechanic.

 

[yoop90-]

or the prismatic lacewing that just so happens to appear while your fighting lunatic cultist

 

[tenthousandhoops]

If the Mechanic asked me out, I would think that's too much Terraria for the day.

 

[yoop90-]

If the Mechanic asked me out, I would think that's too much Terraria for the day.

didn't think about that huh

 

[TheNotVeryEpicness]

Getting a girlfriend is like getting a cat. It takes time to get used to you. It is needy and wants attention. Most importantly no matter how hard you try you will never get rid of all the shedded hair.

 

[yoop90-]

i don't need one i have my dragons my dogs my fish and my rats is that enough?

 

[FriendlySnek]

No, I'm already dating someone