C. After Returning, He Realizes That He Was Gone For 5000 Years. Bob...
A. Finds A Hologram Of Doctor Rodney Mckay Explaining How To Get Back (And What Happened While He Was Gone)
B. Finds A Stargate And Dials It And Is Magically Logically Transported 5001 Years In The Past.
C. Punches Himself.
D. Cancels The Simpsons. (Yes, Even After 5000 Years, People Are Still Into That.)
E. Just Falls Down
F. I Smash Into The Room And Punch Him 99999 Times.
G. Punches The Hologram.
H. I Smash Into The Room And Stand In The Middle Of The Room Like An Idiot.
I. Makes Horrible Fan Fiction Stories. (Like, REEEALLY Bad.)