how to get back for what crowno did: force him to make a very detailed sculpture of him so you can take a picture of it, smash it, throw it off a cliff, then make a video of you burning the picture of the sculpture and then putting the burned picture into the shredder and then stomping on it. Then make him keep a picture on his profile saying "I FAILED AT LIFE". Then force him to make a poem of how wonderful you are.
"Wait and thou shalt receive."
"Do not sell the meat before you hunt the deer."
Well, you said any saying would do.