Commander Crocket Aug 16, 2017 Since I'm not going to be back for another few weeks, I might as well leave y'all with a joke I thought up recently to keep y'all satisfied.
Since I'm not going to be back for another few weeks, I might as well leave y'all with a joke I thought up recently to keep y'all satisfied.
Commander Crocket Jul 14, 2017 Welp, looks like I'm off to Turkey again. Try not to miss me too much, eh?
Commander Crocket Jul 13, 2017 Arguably the best infomercial I've seen thus far. https://youtu.be/GB15qcW3KbA
Commander Crocket Jul 9, 2017 No matter how many times I see this, it never fails to make me cry a little inside.
Commander Crocket Jul 7, 2017 Received funny looks from the pet store staff after pretending to buy bird seeds, and asking how long it would take for the birds to grow.
Received funny looks from the pet store staff after pretending to buy bird seeds, and asking how long it would take for the birds to grow.
Qui Devorat Jul 5, 2017 I always knew in my heart that you have a fondness for posting men in their underpants pelvic thrusting
I always knew in my heart that you have a fondness for posting men in their underpants pelvic thrusting
Commander Crocket Jul 4, 2017 So, it's the fourth of July already, huh? Happy Independence Day, Yanks.
Commander Crocket Jul 3, 2017 Now don't get me wrong, Chinese takeaway food is amazing. But I'll be damned if they expect me to believe that a chicken fried this rice.
Now don't get me wrong, Chinese takeaway food is amazing. But I'll be damned if they expect me to believe that a chicken fried this rice.
Commander Crocket Jun 30, 2017 It's masterpieces like this that renew my will to live. https://youtu.be/rsaVBjbPrXs
stormconure Jun 29, 2017 Dammit did I miss your birthday again Uh Take it as a compliment, you're not showing signs of being old
Dammit did I miss your birthday again Uh Take it as a compliment, you're not showing signs of being old
Commander Crocket Jun 27, 2017 Science tells us that, in theory, all of the atoms in the average human body would contain energy equivalent to that of 30 hydrogen bombs.
Science tells us that, in theory, all of the atoms in the average human body would contain energy equivalent to that of 30 hydrogen bombs.
Qui Devorat Jun 27, 2017 CROCKET FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T JUMP IN THE SEA AGAIN TOO MUCH HUMAN JELLO WILL PUSH IT PAST CRITICAL MASS AND THE DINOSAURS WILL DIE OUT AGAIN
CROCKET FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T JUMP IN THE SEA AGAIN TOO MUCH HUMAN JELLO WILL PUSH IT PAST CRITICAL MASS AND THE DINOSAURS WILL DIE OUT AGAIN
Commander Crocket Jun 25, 2017 To this day, I still find it hilarious how fainted Pokémon are still able to use HM moves in the field.
To this day, I still find it hilarious how fainted Pokémon are still able to use HM moves in the field.
CorruptdWarrior Jun 21, 2017 Dammit, I missed a birthday Happy belated birthday, you silly ol' Crocket!
Why don't I get this joke?