Absorb The Non-Issue

[Streyll]

You are successful, and you use that willpower to kill me.

I turn on a gas fireplace.

 

[Ivyss]

However there was a leak, it exploded and killed me.

I died from a gas leak exploding.

 

[Streyll]

I was the one turning on the fireplace, so I get killed in the explosion as well.

I turn off a radio.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

The radio was vital for communication and I die from a car crashing into me.

I die from a car crashing into me.

 

[Ivyss]

I'm nearby and another car, to avoid crashing into the one that hit you, swerves and hits me.

I get hit by a car swerving to avoid crashing into another car.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

For some reason the fang knocked off from your mouth tears through my neck and finishes me off.

I get finished off by Chir's fang.

 

[Streyll]

The fang then goes through your neck and impales me in the leg. The wound then gets infected, and I die of the infection.

I open a can.

 

[Ivyss]

You then throw away the can once it's empty. The sharp lid then goes deep into my neck and I bleed.

I get killed by a can.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I slip on your blood and crash into the wall, damaging my brain enough that I die instantly.

I get killed by slipping on Chir's blood.

 

[Streyll]

Somehow you break the wall by crashing into it, and it collapses. I was standing next to the wall and get killed when it collapses.

I think of ideas for a new RP.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

You get one, but I make an RP on your idea and don't credit you*. You promptly murder me for that.
* Actually, I wouldn't.

I think of ideas for new ponies.

 

[Ivyss]

You fail to think of any and get mad and kill me.

I get killed by Flask getting mad he wasn't getting ideas.

 

[Streyll]

He then kills me for the same reason.

I blow up a building that doesn't have anyone in it.

 

[Ivyss]

However that doesn't mean pieces of the building can't fly out and crush me, which one does.

I get crushed by a piece of exploded building.

 

[Streyll]

I was standing close enough to you that I get crushed by the same piece.

I avoid doing work I'm supposed to be doing.

 

[Ivyss]

The work is to keep me alive.

I die because someone didn't prevent it.

 

[Streyll]

Because I was the one that was supposed to keep you alive, I get executed for failing to do that.

I open a sliding door.

 

[Ivyss]

Behind the door was a pack of wolves, they kill me.

I get killed by pack of wolves

 

[Streyll]

The wolves then kill me.

I turn off a washing machine.

 

[Ivyss]

You accidentally drop it on me and crush me.

I get crushed by a washing machine.