IC A world where random things happen: The beginning

Zekrom: I'm glad Reshi isn't here, hes like smarter and more professional and I'm the brother thats stupid but more powerful

Maybe I'll be Thanos

 

*Siverko continues the song*
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."

 

I curl up into a ball because oh noes

 

*Puts hands over his ears cuz help. *

 

“Thanks” I say, my voice muffled by the fact that I’m currently curled up in a ball

 

Zekrom: Why is everyone so obsessed with gardevoir where i'm from, shes flat

 

"Okay, who's ready for another song?"

 

Zekrom: WHos ready for: johnny johnny yes papa

Zekrom: Also, gardevoir aint even thicc like com on

 

“...how... how long have you been away from where you’re from? That’s like, a VERY old meme”
*cry*

 

"...why ethan u do dis?"

 

Zekrom: Well, pokemon black/white came out in 2011, so i guess... 8 years.

Zekrom: StiLL, i cannot belive people are obsessed with a white thing with a dress and a green hat thats fake hair

 

*freezes everyone in blocks of ice and forces them to listen*
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall!
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
Ninety-seven bottles of beer on the wall!
Ninety-seven bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-seven bottles of beer...
*does not stop singing*

 

(LIke I said, dont make your character overpowered, it ruins the fun)

--- Double Post Merged, May 15, 2019, Original Post Date: May 15, 2019 ---

*Dancetale sans comes in and drops the warning hammer on Siverko*
Sans: Don't freeze everyone in ice

 

*scoffs - I'm an ice dragon!*
Take one down, pass it around...

 

I thaw out instantly
“Well, it’s because ‘she’ can be male.”

 

*Reshiram comes in, burns the ice, and slaps Siverko across the face*

Zekrom: thanks reshi

 

*Siverko becomes visibly irritated and starts singing slower to make the song last longer*

 

*Reshiram breaths fire on siverko*

Reshiram: SHUT UP!

 

"Niiiiiinetyyy boooottllllles of beee-OUCH AARRGGHH OW OW OW AAARRGGGHHHH OOOOUUUUUCHHH on the OOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!"

 

Reshiram: Be QUIET! Don't make me throw you in a volano would you?!?