Absorb The Non-Issue

[Streyll]

Part of it melts, flooding my house with freezing cold water, I die from cold shock.


I mow the lawn.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I trip on the lawnmower, and fall on the ground. Before I can get up, it mows me, well, with squicky results.

I make some four OCs.

 

[Streyll]

I try to count how many OCs you have, but I decide to include different versions of the same OC. I die of old age before I am done.


I turn on a snowblower.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I fall inside it, and somehow get hypothermia over my entire body. I don't survive that.

I am simply walking with the groceries.

 

[Ivyss]

As you're crossing a road a car swerves to avoid you, and hits me instead.

I lack motivation

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

To find motivation, you wander to my house. You spot me, and thinking I'll be a risk to you, you just claw me to death ferally.

I got clawed down by Chir'.

 

[Streyll]

I was driving your body to the funeral, when a dragon stepped onto the road, I went off a cliff while I tried to avoid the dragon.


I crashed a hearse.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I was not dead yet because I was just in deep come and wrongly pronounced dead... well, now I definitelly am dead.

I pass a road safety law.

 

[Streyll]

I didn't know what the law was, and was shot by a police officer after quite a long chase.


The police chase goes on the news.

 

[Ivyss]

I decide to go see but end up getting sliced by chopper blades along the way because the pilot was unaware.

I get sliced by chopper blades.

 

[Streyll]

One of your fangs lands on my head, impaling me.


I dust off a mirror.

 

[Ivyss]

I accidentally knock it over and get crushed.

I feel uncomfortable.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

I am disturbed by the noises made by you when you are uncomfortable, so much that I die.

I drank vodka right before my death

 

[Streyll]

An angry russian kills me.


I start an argument about whether polish or russian vodka is better.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Because I'm a Pole, a Russian kills me to prove your point.

But my point that Polish vodka is better is valid.

 

[Streyll]

You then kill me with a vodka bottle to prove your point.


There is now glass everywhere.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

I am doing push ups and the glass shards hit my head

My friend’s roommate is coming

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

He sees the logical conclusion and murders me and the Russian.

I am watching My Little Pony.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

I die from the show, because it is the anime version.

I try to eat my brother

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Then you somehow eat me, because you mistake me as your brother. Weeell, let's not say much.

I just decided to kill Francis in-game.