Absorb The Non-Issue

[DragonWitch⨂]

And I kill you on instinct, because i'm used to dragons trying to kill me at first glance.


I regretti the spaghetti

 

[Streyll]

You kill me, because I had something to do with it.


I get a fort wagon.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I attempt to destroy it, fail because guarded by halberds and die.

I attempt to motivate myself by playing as French.

 

[Streyll]

I attack at the wrong time, and you quickly kill me and my men before I can react.


I train a few ships.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

You use them to rush the troops to my side of island and cause me to get killed by muskets that could be trained by the ship.

I decide to wall off the base.

 

[Streyll]

I was not prepared for a wall, so you easily kill me and my troops.


I send a transport ship without an escort.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

I get crushed by it because I was drinking a slurpee in the landing area

I cause mass mayhem by summoning 73 bears

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

It's 73 bears, what could possibly go wrong? they maul me to death.


The bears are now pacifists, having quenched their thirst for blood.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I attack them, but get killed by FBI, given I broke a convention while basically feeling heavyheaded.

I feel heavyheaded.

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

I attack them, but get killed by FBI, given I broke a convention while basically feeling heavyheaded.

I feel heavyheaded.

and you fall on me. you are so heavy that I suffocate.



OH NO! anyways

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

I die from lack of attention.

I am baby

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

I die from lack of attention.

I am baby

Yes you are, and suddenly a pineapple replaces my head.


Welp

 

[Esther]

I die from laughter.

I ask for help

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

I die from laughter.

I ask for help

I try to help but fail so miserably that you end up killing me.


you're going to need help hiding the body of a firescales dragon.

 

[Esther]

I get burnt to a crisp before I can ask for help.

I need a bed to respawn

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

I get burnt to a crisp before I can ask for help.

I need a bed to respawn

I try to help set your spawnpoint but accidentally set mine over lava.


I tell you that big cats make some funny noises

 

[Esther]

I completely agree with that, and my cat suffocates me.

I let my bunnies outside.

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

I mistake them for wild bunnies and cook one, and the others viciously mutilate me.



Cougars are the largest cats that can still purr

 

[Ivyss]

I try to pet one, it eats me.

I return to this thread again.

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

I try to pet one, it eats me.

I return to this thread again.

I say hello and spook you so much you kill me.


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