Absorb The Non-Issue

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Apparently to the point it becomes slippery. I trip on it while trying to get on the carriage and break my neck, getting killed instantly.

I put rotten food in the garbage bin. In Project Zomboid.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Somehow, I thought eating from a garbage bin was a good idea.

I sleep all day.

 

[Noahblast20]

Somehow, I thought eating from a garbage bin was a good idea.

I sleep all day.

You sleep through a fire that consumes us both.

I exist.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

And I trip over you into said fire, also killing me off.

I do some innocent playthoughs.

 

[Streyll]

Unfortunately, the game says that to remain entirely innocent, you can't kill anyone, including a murderer who kills me due to you not interfering.

I go to a Christmas market.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

They have a 300 people limit, and will keep it at 300 through any means. That doesn't go well for me.

I play a game about organizing trains.

 

[Noahblast20]

They have a 300 people limit, and will keep it at 300 through any means. That doesn't go well for me.

I play a game about organizing trains.

The trolley problem comes up and I am teleported to the side you choose.

I eat banana

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

The banana is the last source of sustenance left on earth, and you got it instead of me.

I pet a fake dinosaur.

 

[Noahblast20]

The banana is the last source of sustenance left on earth, and you got it instead of me.

I pet a fake dinosaur.

The fake Dinosaur has the M.A.D. Button that the government. My house is in the initial blast area.

I give the next poster the elixir of life.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

I die from unworthiness.

I throw a card.

 

[Noahblast20]

I die from unworthiness.

I throw a card.

it embeds itself in my brain stem. I die from lack of brain function.

I terastalize my Pokémon

 

[Ivyss]

I die from confusion over word I don't understand.

I find a coin.

 

[Noahblast20]

That coin is cursed to kill whomever it’s given to. You give it to me out of kindness and without knowing of it’s evil power

I play my singing monsters.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

The sheer power of bottlelegging a franchise or even two at once makes me faint over a window... and fall out of it. Splat!

I wait for a bus ride.

 

[Noahblast20]

(What’s bottlelegging?)

I get hit by the bus you are waiting for.

I eat a cheezborgor

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

(Bottleleg software, aka knock-off)

And to make it, somepony or somecreature had to butchered. It was me, for twisted reason.

I tie a string.

 

[Noahblast20]

(how is my singing monsters bottleleg software?)

Around my finger, which cuts off bloodflow and requires me to amputate it, but I do so incorrectly and bleed to death.

I eat a perfectly normal apple.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

(That'd be just a fictional example to "absorb this")

Perfectly normal of you to eat the last apple in my food supply? Now I'm gonna get Scurvy because of that, and die a horrible death!

I make a perfectly fine citrus juice from multiple types of citruses.

 

[Noahblast20]

I was recently classified as a citrus…

I create infinite letters.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

I die from confusion.

I look at the sun.