Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

[Scironex]

See the one I made for Murphmario. You can request something else if you'd like.

*Scrolls to previous page*
Oh. How about one on Mega Man X, then? If not, then my request for a poem on everything stands.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

@Scironex
X awoke after years of slumber
Dr. Wily had become no humbler
His deadly virus had spread posthumous
This was Wily's legacy, to make him infamous
Maverick Hunters tried, but to no avail
Their enemies struck deadly as hail
Left up to X and Zero
We needed a hero
Evil foes stood in their path
So X unleashed all his wrath
Gunning down all, even the Penguin of Chill
X had traversed every hill
Arriving at the lair of Sigma
X has a personal enigma
Was he made to kill or fulfill?
He needed answers, and this battle would influence his will

 

[Scironex]

Booyeah.
EDIT: Excuse me, hit post before I intended.
Let me state how I feel
in this reply, amended.
That poem struck true to the series' heart,
and tickled the fancy of my gamers' zeal.
I liked it a lot - you should hone your art.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

@Loki
The great god Loki
He isn't low-key
But a man of sneakiness and pranks
Ironic for you, for you are of esteemed rank
Not one to sneak and jest
But making sure our forums are the best
Keeping our community running smooth
I love to get into that groove
Wiping these forums of all infractions
With your moderator team sent into action
Saving us from all trouble
Team Rocket makes it double!
Here's my way of a little thank-you
For all that you and your team do

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

I'm in a poetic mood, feel free to request seconds for anyone who'd like one.

 

[Scironex]

I REQUEST A POEM ON ZERO FROM MEGAMAN X.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

Zero
He was the obvious hero
Long locks of hair
He could banish a nightmare
The one X had to follow
When he was feeling hallow
We all wanted to be him
Then Vile made his chance at life slim
X equipped his buster
And decided to muster
As much courage as he could
To do what Zero would
Zero left his legacy
To X it was the key
Created for evil, poor Zero was
Then changed to the hero he was

 

[Frenzy Moon]

Can you make a poem about the pokemon Mightyena, if possible?

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

A wild Mighteyena appeared!
A deadly 'mon, to be feared
The nature of his fight
Is his sharp-fanged bite
Like Bisharp, it leads a fierce pack
Beware the gang attack
Used by grunts of the Magma and Aqua
Mighteyena is a pretty sick rocka
A fierce competitor in the meta game
If you know how to us him, he ain't lame
It is capable
Of making entire teams rapable
Moxie plus Sucker Punch? Count me in.
It's one battle you'll always win.

 

[Frenzy Moon]

A wild Mighteyena appeared!
A deadly 'mon, to be feared
The nature of his fight
Is his sharp-fanged bite
Like Bisharp, it leads a fierce pack
Beware the gang attack
Used by grunts of the Magma and Aqua
Mighteyena is a pretty sick rocka
A fierce competitor in the meta game
If you know how to use* him, he ain't lame
It is capable
Of making entire teams rapable
Moxie plus Sucker Punch? Count me in.
It's one battle you'll always win.

That's quite nice, good job, Bisharp!

 

[Dragoknight]

Make a poem about gyarados and his ascension from a magikarp

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

@Dragoknight
A large Gyarados sat partnered with Crahser Wake
He used to live in a small murky lake
A tiny Magikarp, overlooked by all
But Crasher saw his opponent's downfall
He caught the small fry
Making sure it would never die
Trained it so it's bounce was high
He knew soon it would learn to fly
One fateful battle
Fighting a herd of Tauros cattle
Magikarp, bruised and battered
Evolved into such a beast, he couldn't be flattered
Tauros fell to his Aqua Tail
Crasher knew that his love would not fail

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

@Nike Leon
He's no globin peon
but the majestic Nike Leon
Helping out people in the console section
For that you get great affection
From the youngins of Terraria
At one point you were Sideways Michael Jackson
While at GDC you weren't in action
But you're back
A predator on the attack
A lion on the prowl
To protect from all that's foul

 

[Dragoknight]

@TheQuietBisharp
Wow how do you think of these things

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

@TheQuietBisharp
Wow how do you think of these things

I dunno, magic and luck?

 

[Dragoknight]

Lol

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

@Crowno
Hullo Mr. Crowno, Terraria's esteemed spriter
How many times have you pulled an all-nighter?
To work on the pixels that make up our game
Something like that gets you quite a lot of fame
Sprites are what you own-oh
Isn't that right Crowno?
Brother of the Knight of Plague
Soon will come his DLC, I hope that isn't vague
I thank you for your dedication to this little sandbox game
I'll assure you, you are in no way lame

 

[Dragoknight]

Nice

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

An Ode to Steven Universe
A show that's more than just for children
It touches the soul
Delivering straight to the spirit
Something is at work in Rebecca Sugar's mind
That we are yet to comprehend
It seems like the Gems are alien to us
Yet they speak to us in a way we understand
Feelings, and words, they aren't used enough
It teaches lessons beyond our consciousness
Using music, sight, and emotion to take us on a whirlwind of emotion
That is how I feel when watching Steven Universe
It's more than a stupid kid's show Dad
It's more than wasting my time, Mom
Can't you see?
It's one of the things that makes up me

(Sorry if you guys expected rhymes and stuff, I didn't think it would fit in this style)

 

[Swordbomb]

I'd like to request a poem about me.
I'd love to put it in my signature along with a few other things I have there.