Corrupt a Wish

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but they are banned for their ridiculous content.

I wish for a fish that also wishes for fish

 

[Aervec]

Wish granted, however this creates a chain reaction and soon the world is overwhelmed by billions upon trillions of fish.

I wish for a cool poster to put on my wall.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but everyone else hates it and I unfriends you.

I wish for a cabinet.

 

[Blue_M4ge🌳]

Wish granted but the cabinet is rigged to explode in 3....2....1

I wish to fly

 

[Tsintzask]

Granted, but it takes the amount of energy you'd expect it to realistically take, so flying for like a second completely exhausts you.

I wish for a new PC

 

[cumberland-farmsLover2002]

You get a new PC, but it turns out to have a virus that steals your information.

I wish for a Yoda stuffed animal!

 

[realicraft]

Granted, but it's filled with uranium and you die of radiation poisoning.
I wish for Protogent to dissapear forever.

 

[MinerTurtle45]

Granted but ooPS YOUR SYSTEM CRASHED

I wish Sonic Forces was good.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but they turn into Supersonic From exes and shock your ears with a sonic boom.

I wish for the power to make fire out of nothing, not needing oxygen, fuel, or the other thing.

 

[Tsintzask]

Granted, but you're horrible at using it so you set yourself on fire. Multiple times.

I wish for a nice poster to put on my wall.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but you hate it.

I wish for a clown that an haunt my enemies.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Granted, but I'm the clown (that's not a good thing)

I wish for a wish

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but the wish police arrest you for breaking the wishing laws.

I wish for that thing over there.

 

[cumberland-farmsLover2002]

Granted, but that thing over there turns out to be a killer monster. And it's going to attack you.

I want to be a hero! Give me a sword to protect @Huzbubber_Tum.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but the sword breaks and I step out of the way of the monster and it drowns in cookies.

I wish for cookies.

 

[Reepicheep]

Granted, but the monster is in them.

I wish for Friday to come along faster.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but then you have a terrible day on Friday.

I wish that I could get a perfect score on my essay due tomorrow.

 

[TMB50]

Granted, but now all your other notes are complete 0s.
I wish I could get rich.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but you blow all your money on ramen and go broke.

I wish for a bus.

 

[Reepicheep]

Granted, but it's a bus going 80 MPH right at you and there's no time to move.

I wish for more tea.