Corrupt a Wish

[TerrariaOn3DS]

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(yeah that doesn't stop everyone from f*cking me over bud.)

Granted, but only for 1 second.

I wish that I had competent teammates while playing R6

 

[Chir']

They're competent alright, just not at the game, or at being a team.

I wish I was good at something that would actually benefit me.

 

[Admiral Lazuli' [Hiatus]]

Granted, but it only benefits you for 1 second, then it’s gone

I wish to be returned to a normal cat with breb on it’s face

 

[Icyfoe88]

Granted, but the cat is in prisons for war crimes against grulovia

I wish one piece episodes would come out fasted

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, the episodes come out every week, but the quality is horrid.

I wish that Comic #7 for TF2 would be given to us at long last

 

[Icyfoe88]

(…but thats how fast the episodes come out normally…)

granted, but its both written and drawn by a 2 year old who knows nothing about the previous comics.

I wish vanilla terraria had higher drop rates

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

(well how was i supposed to know)

Granted, but all drops are replaced by dirt

I wish that EA didn't suck

 

[_Cwispy_]

They stop sucking but due to that, every other company sucks

I wish to become better at drawing.

 

[Omega Dapling]

You are now incredible at drawing extremely questionable art and nothing else.

I wish I could have a pasta.

 

[Icyfoe88]

Granted, you get a singular spaghetti strand.

I wish the forums were more active

 

[Omega Dapling]

Granted, they are now filled with toxic 10 year old mobile players.

I wish someone else would wish for me.

 

[Admiral Lazuli' [Hiatus]]

Granted, but they only wish bad things

I wish for infinite wishes

 

[Reculverin_Alchemist]

Granted, but they're multiplied by 0 the next wish you take.

I wish for world to cool down.

 

[Dragonwolf73]

Granted. The sun no longer exists.

I wish the roof of my house was fixed.

 

[SegmentedSchparksEight]

Granted. The roof is fixed, but is now inverted. Whenever it rains, all funnels onto your bed

I wish for something pure

 

[Admiral Lazuli' [Hiatus]]

Granted, but it is being corrupted over time, and you can’t purify it

I wish for infinite everythings

 

[Dragonwolf73]

Granted. You know see the word "everythings" everywhere you look, and also hear a voice in your head repeated the word infinitely as well.

I wish I could listen to music more often.

 

[Admiral Lazuli' [Hiatus]]

Music starts to infinitely fill your head, but it’s the terraria underground music and it never starts, it just keeps playing forever

I wish for a 5030RTX graphics card that I will never lose and it will never break

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, but it is constantly on fire, and the fire cannot be extinguished.

I wish for a single dollar bill

 

[Admiral Lazuli' [Hiatus]]

You get a hundred dollar bill instead, but it’s counterfeit.

I wish for a single index card