Granted. Nothing happens because your wish affected itself.
I wish for a faster, cheaper, legal Internet connection that doesn't rely on some weird that can cause it to kill me or hurt me or send me to a weird dimension or hurt me or anyone I know in any way whatsoever.
Granted but they get exposed to radiation and become sentient mutant monster potatoes that destroy everything around you and go on a rampage through the city. They eat all the nuclear power plants and then grow to get humongous and then proceed to take over the world. They consume the world and hop from planet to planet devouring all the species on the planet and taking over the universe. But it doesn't stop there. They eventually make their way to the edge of the universe, and they have spread so much that all the energy in the universe is gone, so now they go plaguing each and every universe and devouring all the energy until reality ceases to exist.
I wish that I could write long, elaborate stories.
Granted. Now your name is Bill Gates. Oh, and Hitler and Bill Gates have switched names, so now you have a really unfortunate name.
I wish I could get a plane that didn't crash... and which also was cheap to maintain, easy to fly, and small.
Granted, but every single ingredient apart from the croutons is of terrible quality, with the best-quality ones being in a rotting state.
I wish that the broken leg of a street cat I know heals correctly, quickly, and without any issues.
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