Corrupt the Wish!

[Augustulus]

Granted, everyone's obese now.

I wish I could be beamed back to 1492, so I could beat Christoper Columbus.

 

[Kiraa]

Granted, but first will be a war against pie and cake.

I wish i had a planet.

 

[brododragon]

Granted. You get a planet, but the gravitational pull is so strong messes up our solar system and everyone and everything is destroyed.

I wish for a Nintendo switch

 

[Kiraa]

Granted, but is pirated, making it useless

i wish i had a bottle of jam.

 

[_tenfictions_]

Granted, it's puke-flavored

I wish for oof

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Granted, but the "oof" is now "e" (meme where people associate Lord Farquaad with 5th letter in the Latin alphabet).

I wish the Creeper Aw Man trend stops.

 

[_tenfictions_]

Granted, but another meme spawns

I wish for *insert glitchy noise*

 

[Catman8274]

ATTEMPTING TO GRANT WISH... WISH GRANTED. DOOMSDAY PROTOCOL ENGAGED.

I wish Terraria had some representation in Smash.

 

[_tenfictions_]

Granted, Angel Statues are in Smash

I wish for people to stop litsening to Dispacito

 

[Catman8274]

Granted. They listen to Fallen Kingdom instead.

I wish the Pillars weren't so much of a pain in the butt to deal with!

 

[BlueBolt22]

They can't kill you but they are invincible, not allowing you to progress

I wish for a parrot

 

[Ivyss]

You get a parrot, it's dead though.

I wish alerts still worked.

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted. Though they only work on one account somewhere.

I wish for one of the Sierra Madre Vending Machines.

 

[BlueBolt22]

Granted. You get trapped in it and die like the other 1,700 people who die each year from them.

 

[Animus Viral]

You get obliterated because you did not make a wish.

I wish for MTG

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but idk what that is so you get death

I wish for my toe to heal (broke it on a bench leg at lunch, dropped it down from a table with the bench attached and it nailed my big toe)

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, but the rest of your bones get cracked as the cost.

I wish for people to know EVERYTHING.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but now people know everything.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

[BlueBolt22]

Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish to have a bird

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted. The bird kills you when you forget to clean its cage.

I wish to have electrical power