It happened, and I got it done! I've been wanting to do this one for a while. It isn't my best work, but I don't hate how it turned out.
Here's your derpling:
And, in other news, it's actually happening! I think I'll be able to reopen the thread this week!
(someone should reply to this so I have no excuse to delay the last one with the fact that I'm unable to post it)