Meanwhile, on Earth, in Michigan, the laboratories of an opening-based company are violently detonated. Somehow.
You... do that, I guess, and, uh,
Infowars just published an article about it.
Oh. Oh noes. The Illuminati are going to kill us all. I suggest
everyone reads that.
[AG]
Stats:
HP: (II)
Charges:
Quest for Glory: (14/30)
The Light of New Chronicles of Anti-Godmodders: (8/40)
Supposedly, I make Odyssey odyssey through lava, through acid and all the dangerous liquids, before forcing it dead. By more liquids. And also, after it dies, I instantly give it cuts on every part of it's body, everything of it's own, et cetera.
Odyssey takes 12,000 damage, before you rip apart its fabric, and release some sort of void with in it! It spits up bile!
!
I use two titanium horses instead of one to whack the horseman.
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ kicks in, and you deal 10,000 damage to the Horsemann!
i dial the lung prevention charity
"beep beep lettuce"
Hello, welcome to the Lung Prevention Charity dialling services, created to provide players a false sense of freedom! We could let you ask what you want, but we know what you want, and that want is to undiagnose you with lung. You have been undiagnosed with lung, which means you get to avoid a VERY BAD and HORRIBLE death. lung is a disease similar to the horrible blight to summoners like you and me, charging sickness, and the anomaly that creates Bad Entities. It is Very Bad, TM. It's just Bad. Nothing else, no description, just, it's bad like a bad god man, bad like a bad boy, bad like a bad game. Don't get lung, we can't instantly cure it all the time.
The person at the Lung Prevention Charity hangs up.
It's no longer Wood Man's birthday. He is sucked back into the computer with
a sound like mm2wood running in reverse, which the sound, in fact, actually is. In his place, the statue, SiIvaGunner, wakes back up. Noticing damage to his computer from the flame, he sighs in a distorted fashion and decides to fix up the Horseless Headless Horsemann to prevent more damage. He straps on a Bowflex-powered exoskeleton and takes a coconut gun in each hand, running up to the Horsemann and firing the coconut guns. They fire in spurts, naturally, and as they hit the HHH, it certainly hurts.
TODOKETE 3/25
nice >:] 5/10 (+1 from Cyanogynist)
+1s to Cyanogynist and Murphmario.
The Horsemann takes 19,000 damage!
HP: 2/2
[AG]
Realizing how bad the situation is, I run behind my wall, before coming up with a solution.
"Hey, Mr. Cap Thing, how about dealing with a member of the forces!"
I cast a spell, which summons a custom Hero from Sonic Forces. Using it's grappling hook, it swings it around Odyssey before slamming the pile of hats into the ground. (If Odyssey is already dead, it does nothing).
Charges:
Virus Attack: 4/30 (+1 from SiIvagunner)
+1s to YveltalGaming and SiIvagunner
Odyssey feels the Custom Hero enter it, complete anathema to its very existence, and takes 19,000 damage!
In the fallout of the explosion in Michigan, I sneak into the facilities and look through the computers. All I find is this piece of snerson propaganda, which I upload onto the server.
The Horsemann realizes that he isn't human because he is neither charming nor acceptable, and the shocking revelation causes him to take massive damage.
The Horsemann looks at the snerson propaganda, and realises how worthless he is. Taken by the will of the sneople, he decides to spin his axe around a few times, before cut through his pumpkin.
Yet another meatsack brainwashed into submission and eventual death by the Illuminati.
(Um..
@ConsumerOfAll.. don't you need to give me the number of turns it takes to alchemize the Gloves?)
+1
@Thartler
+1
@Cyanogynist
[AG] Yveltal-U: 2/2 HP. Shield HP: 7500/7500.
- CHARGES -
The Mage: 8/25
- ALCHEMITER - (?)
Nepeta's Claw Gloves && Dart Rifle = Claw Propelling Gloves (3/?)
A pair of black, leather gloves with a metal contraption attached to them that contain retractable steel claws. These can be used normally as claws, but can also be propelled at high velocity as a deadly ranged weapon. Their accuracy is questionable, though. There are 3 claw holes in the contraption, and they will need to be reloaded after every time the claws are propelled.
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I quickly form a shield out of the chunk of adamantium, reinforcing it with magic, and put some spikes on it.
I force HHH to have a mental breakdown after reading Act 6 Act 6 Act 5 of Homestuck.
In case you missed it, the Alchemiter isn't here
yet. It's coming here soon, with a cool and new ruleset. You SHIELD yourself, before the Horsemann looks at you, bored.
The soldier throws a monitor at Odyssey. Upon contact with the screen, Odyssey gets ground up into bits. The power of Devolver Digital Screen Pay, everyone.
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Don't Cry...: 9/10 (+3 stuff)
CRAFT!: 8/10
+1 to Crystal, +1 to Battlefury
Odyssey screams something about winning E3, before taking 13,000 damage!
[AG]
Stats:
HP: (II)
Charges:
Quest for Glory: (16/30) (+1 Yv)
The Light of New Chronicles of Anti-Godmodders: (9/40)
+1 Yveltal, +1 Murphmario
"Oh come on!" I quickly realize the key for good defence is offence itself. I quickly prepare Spear, because Lances beat Axes. Then suddenly, i quickly stab... Once... twice... thrice... CRIT! The Crit is that much, the Horseman quickly dies. However, in case HHH's already dead, I redirect the attack onto Odyssey.
You run a lance through Odyssey, dealing 12,000 damage!
The statue concentrates for a moment, before summoning
GRAND DAD. He looks incensed at Odyssey's existence. He yells his battle cry, "FLEENSTONES!", and... jumps on Odyssey several times? Boing... "FLEENSTONES!"... Boing... "FLEENSTONES!"... Boing... "FLEENSTONES!" It actually looks like it's working.
Grand Dad, sadly, then returns to the land of memes. Perhaps his time will come once more later in the game.
TODOKETE 4/25
nice >:] 8/10 (+1 from Cyanogynist and Murphmario)
+1s to Cyanogynist and Murphmario.
Odyssey takes 16,000 damage, before staring at Grand Dad. and muttering sevens of some sort!
Odyssey looks at its fallen comrade. Oh, how soon the Horseless Headless Handless Humpless Horrorless Horsemann died! It could have been so fresh, so cool and new, but you just had to foil the Godmodder's plans by killing it! The good news is that Odyssey is an abomination made of Mario caps, and simply wishes to expand, and expand, or something of the sort.
Odyssey uses
Consumption. It bursts into a red fabric, and nulls all shields / trump steaks, before a hand reaches out, wretched and concorted and made of caps, before expelling a fragment of itself, which is to say, a cap. Juicebox is likely fine with their new cap for a second, until it bursts into red fabric, and eats them. The part of Juicebox that was consumed is carried off to Odyssey, before Odyssey becomes stronger and stronger, gaining titanium spikes across its whole body. 1 damage, +10,000 HP to Odyssey in addition, to something... special.
The Godmodder decides that he should really get into the thievery business, and steal some hearts. He runs through a series of train stations representing the collective's wants, dodging trains and killing people's desires, before finding a train station that corresponds to Generic! He takes out some random Perfectly Generic Object, runs out of the train station, throws it into a random lava pit, and laments something about waifu simulators! 1 damage to Generic! He then feeds the PGO to Odyssey, healing it for 9,000 HP!
Bosses Killed: 1.
Jondanger23
[AG] HP: 1/2.
[insert generic username]
[AG] HP: 1/2.
Battlefury13
[AG] HP:
0/2.
TrickleJest
[AG] HP: 1/2.
Cyanogynist
[AG] HP: 2/2.
Thartler
[AG] HP: 2/2.
YveltalGaming
[AG] HP: 2/2.
Sir Juicebox
[AG] HP: 1/2.
Murphmario
[AG] HP: 2/2.
Crystalcat
[AG] HP: 1/2.
DathVader
[N] HP: 1/2.
Horseless Headless Horsemann [BOSS] HP: 0/80,000. It Is: Thartler + YveltalGaming. It Comes: II.
The Godmodder
[GM] HP: 121/125.
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