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Story Downternet - A reader-driven story

Discussion in 'Non-Terraria Creations, Art, & Literature' started by Supeh Mario, Mar 16, 2015.

  1. Erienna Nakagai

    Erienna Nakagai Headless Horseman

    >Break fourth wall again and press Tab.
     
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  2. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    New pages!
    Commands are now closed for the night.

    Break FOURTH WALL again and press TAB.

    [​IMG]

    WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THAT??
    >Shut up, I just meant to press TAB.
    ____________________________________
    Shut up, I just meant to press TAB.

    [​IMG]

    Oh. My bad.

    You want to open the INVENTORY? Let me help you.
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    There you go. Enough with the FOURTH WALL-BREAKING.

    You open your INVENTORY.
    >SY: Try to EQUIP the AMULET.

    -------EDIT
    Commands are back open!
     
    Last edited: Mar 31, 2015
  3. Mystic Neon Rain

    Mystic Neon Rain Skeletron Prime

    >Try to equip the amulet ((unless it's the Interkey))

    ((Speaking of which, what if the Internet is down because in this alternate dimension something is happening to the Interkeys? (INTERnet, INTERkeys? They sound like they might be connected)))
     
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  4. Varsia

    Varsia Spazmatism

    >Eat some grass.
     
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  5. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    I will be closing commands for today (and probably for a longer time), so I'm sorry about that. But don't you two worry, I'll be using your commands when I'll make the next pages!

    Methinks I should've come up with a better name for those things, but whatever. "Subtle" was not a key word I had in mind when naming them Interkeys.
    So, congrats for the guess. I'm not gonna give any explanation to the WHY aspect of this, however.
     
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  6. Mystic Neon Rain

    Mystic Neon Rain Skeletron Prime

    Well, I figured you wouldn't say if I was right or not (because spoilers), but I still wanted to put my theory out there. :) Also...
    Heh heh heh... I'm sorry, I had to
     
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  7. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    oh wow new pages is this real
    Commands are back open.

    SY: Try to EQUIP the AMULET.

    [​IMG]

    The AMULET? Oh, you mean the STONE CHARM? This item has brought you LUCK countless times during your TRAVELS. It would be nice to WEAR IT AROUND YOUR NECK, but the STRING is unfortunately NOT LONG ENOUGH for that. You may need to COMBINE it with a LONGER PIECE OF STRING in order to be able to EQUIP the STONE CHARM.

    For now you cannot EQUIP the STONE CHARM.

    It is impossible.
    >SY: Eat some grass.
    ____________________________________
    SY: Eat some grass.

    [​IMG]

    You pluck some grass from the ground and you what the :red: are you doing.

    Eating grass strikes you as completely ridiculous and kind of gross. This is certainly not something you are willing to do.

    Maybe...
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

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    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    Never again.

    Hopefully you don't get SICK because of that.
    >SY: Read that book.
     
    Last edited: Mar 31, 2015
  8. basicguitar

    basicguitar Golem

    >SY: Scan surroundings.
     
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  9. Varsia

    Varsia Spazmatism

    >Read that book.
     
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  10. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    New pages!

    SY: Read that book.

    [​IMG]

    You mean your DIARY?

    :red: no. That's personal.
    >SY: Scan surroundings.
    ____________________________________
    SY: Scan surroundings.

    [​IMG]

    You decide to look around a little.

    The land's scenery is as beautiful as you remember. You can see the dormant SPIREATH MOUNTAIN from here. From nearly anywhere, really. It's so tall! It's a dangerous place you've never thought of going, but at the same time you wonder how the view is from there. Maybe your travels will lead you there?

    A little bit closer is the GRAND PINES TRAIL, a forest full of giant pine trees. It's easy to get lost in once you go off-road. Some say it's haunted, but you doubt it. There's a small village full of weird people in it, and that's probably where the ghost stories started. Apparently nobody likes strangers in that village.

    There's also a cave on your right. But that's not important.
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    Huh?
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    That little :red:er. You'll get him.

    Soon.
    >SY: Run over there and punch that mother:red:er in the face.
     
    Last edited: Apr 7, 2015
  11. basicguitar

    basicguitar Golem

    Oh, so that explains where good ol' CA is...
     
  12. Erienna Nakagai

    Erienna Nakagai Headless Horseman

    >Run over there and punch that mother:red:er in the face.
     
  13. basicguitar

    basicguitar Golem

    When the above is done...

    >SY: Steal his Sunglasses.
     
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  14. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    New pages!
    Commands will be closed for the night. Sorry!

    SY: Run over there and punch that mother:red:er in the face.

    [​IMG]

    You run towards that little :red:er you just saw, but it would seem that it fled inside the cave. You think that you could corner it pretty easily in there.

    You still feel a little TIRED, but you don't think it's going to be much of a problem.
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    You enter the cave. It's a bit dark in here, but you think you'll be okay. Your eyes will adapt anyway.

    It should have gone much deeper by now.
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    Damn, this goes much further than you thought. And nothing even happens. This is probably the most boring cave you've ever seen in your entire life.
    >Next.
    ____________________________________
    Next.

    [​IMG]

    There it is, that mother:red:er. What's that door behind it?

    This isn't important. What's important is punching that little guy.

    In the face.
    >SY: Engage combat.
    ____________________________________
    SY: Engage combat.

    [​IMG]

    With your BATTLEAXE.
    >SY: STRIFE!
    ____________________________________
    SY: STRIFE!

    [​IMG]

    That's one weak mother:red:er. This shouldn't be difficult.

    >AGGRIEVE
    >ABJURE
    >ABSCOND
    >TECHNIQUES
    >USE ITEM
    >Break FOURTH WALL yet again and kill it using console commands.
     
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2015
  15. Erienna Nakagai

    Erienna Nakagai Headless Horseman

    I like that transition.
     
  16. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    I almost forgot to mention that commands are back open. Sorry for the wait.
    Remember that there is currently a STRIFE! going on.
     
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  17. >Slice this mother:red:er
     
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  18. Varsia

    Varsia Spazmatism

    >Break The Fourth Wall yet again and kill it using console commands.
     
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  19. Murphmario

    Murphmario Retinazer

    Cancel breaking the fourth wall.
     
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  20. Midnight Moonlight

    Midnight Moonlight Skeletron Prime

    > You look like a skilled warrior, check BATTLE TECHNIQUES.
     
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