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Story Downternet - A reader-driven story

Discussion in 'Non-Terraria Creations, Art, & Literature' started by Supeh Mario, Mar 16, 2015.

  1. basicguitar

    basicguitar Golem

    >Use most powerful BATTLE TECHNIQUE, if any are available.
     
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  2. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    I think I'll close the commands for now because I'm taking more time than I thought I would.
     
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  3. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    New pages! Finally.
    Commands are back open.

    Break FOURTH WALL yet again and kill it using console commands.

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    >Cancel breaking the FOURTH WALL.
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    Cancel breaking the FOURTH WALL.

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    This is now the third time you see the same panel for three pages in a row.

    Good job.
    >SY: Slice that mother:red:er.
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    SY: Slice that mother:red:er.

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    You AGGRIEVE, slashing that :red:er in the face! You deal 22 DAMAGE! It's a ONE-HIT KILL!

    You have received NO DAMAGE! PERFECT!!
    >Next.
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    Next.

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    Despite your TIRED STATUS, which REDUCES YOUR BASE STATS BY 20% (EXCEPT FOR HP AND SP), you have managed to punch that mother:red:er, in the face, with your BATTLEAXE, and kill it in one shot.

    They're such a bunch of weaklings.
    >SY: You look like a skilled warrior, check BATTLE TECHNIQUES.
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    SY: You look like a skilled warrior, check BATTLE TECHNIQUES.

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    How flattering. Although you don't think your stats would make you a good warrior. Just look at your poor STURDINESS and MAX HP. What a shame.

    You open your STATUS SCREEN, displaying your LEVEL, CURRENT STATUS, BASE STATS, STAT BONUSES, INTERKEYS and BATTLE TECHNIQUES.

    You have two BATTLE TECHNIQUES:
    ANALYSIS helps you ANALYZE an enemy's STATS. It does not cost any SP. How convenient!
    PARA-GLARE lets you GLARE INTENSELY at an enemy, PARALYZING it, which would make it difficult for your foe to move. This TECHNIQUE costs 3 SP.
    >SY: Use most powerful BATTLE TECHNIQUE.
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    SY: Use most powerful BATTLE TECHNIQUE.

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    You don't think you can do that since you are not in the middle of a BATTLE. They're called BATTLE TECHNIQUES for a reason.

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    You close the STATUS SCREEN.
    >SY: Kick the door down like a badass.
     
    Last edited: Apr 3, 2015
  4. Varsia

    Varsia Spazmatism

    >Kick the door down like a badass.
     
  5. Akireli

    Akireli Official Terrarian

    >Start screaming at anything in the next room. Unless it's a library, then pretend to scream.
     
  6. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    New pages!
    Commands are now closed.

    SY: Kick the door down like a badass.

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    You do exactly that.

    You can feel a burst of AWESOME flowing through your blood.

    :red: yeah.
    >SY: Start screaming at anything in the next room.
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    SY: Start screaming at anything in the next room.

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    >Next.
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    Next.

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    The room is empty. And you feel stupid for screaming at nothing.

    There's a hole in front of you and a rope which is likely used to get down and back up safely. Whoever is down there at the moment cannot get back up.
    >SY: Contemplate the beauty of the rope for a brief moment.
     
    Last edited: Apr 4, 2015
  7. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    Commands are back open!
    Sorry for the frequent long pauses like this one, I sort of forget to open the commands sometimes.
     
  8. Erienna Nakagai

    Erienna Nakagai Headless Horseman

    >Throw the rope down for the person, then when they're almost up, kick them back down.
    Edit: do the below first.
     
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  9. Midnight Moonlight

    Midnight Moonlight Skeletron Prime

    > Contemplate the beauty of the rope for a brief moment.
     
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  10. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    New pages!

    SY: Contemplate the beauty of the rope for a brief moment.

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    this motha:red:in rope

    is motha:red:in dope

    it's filled with hope

    ready to cope

    with... with... nope

    :red: this i'm outta rhymes

    okay enough

    moving on
    >SY: Throw the rope down for the person, then when they're almost up, kick them back down.
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    SY: Throw the rope down for the person, then when they're almost up, kick them back down.

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    You're not entirely sure there is actually someone down there, but you assume so. Might be a bunch of other weaklings ready to get their :red: kicked. Who knows?

    You think of kicking back down whoever or whatever climbs up the rope, but you think it'd be better to do that only if it's a little :red:er. Humans will be spared, unless they're being a :red:.

    You decide to wait.
    >Next.
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    Next.

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    Might as well sit down and rest a little as you wait.
    >SY: Fall asleep.
     
    Last edited: Apr 4, 2015
  11. >Fall asleep
     
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  12. Midnight Moonlight

    Midnight Moonlight Skeletron Prime

    > Dream about that beautiful rope.
     
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  13. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    New pages!

    >SY: Fall asleep.

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    Oh, come on. You're not that tired, right?
    >Next.
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    Next.

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    Oh.

    What now?
    >SY: Dream about that beautiful rope.
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    SY: Dream about that beautiful rope.

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    >Next.
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    Next.

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    You wake up from your short nap.
    >???
     
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2015
  14. >Try to get out of the chest
     
  15. Midnight Moonlight

    Midnight Moonlight Skeletron Prime

    Commands are currently closed, please wait for Mr. @Supeh Mario to tell us when to post, thank you~
     
  16. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    I probably won't open them for today, unless I say otherwise.
    Sorry!
     
  17. Mystic Neon Rain

    Mystic Neon Rain Skeletron Prime

    Nice rap there, Supeh. //proceeds to go write a parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song, about a killer toaster. ((Don't ask, it's for a film-making class project.))
     
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  18. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    I'll be putting Downternet on pause for an indeterminate amount of time. Sorry for those who expected me to open the commands soon. More about it on my profile.

    I'm sorry.
     
  19. Erienna Nakagai

    Erienna Nakagai Headless Horseman

    >SM: Commence Megapause.
     
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  20. Supeh Mario

    Supeh Mario Terrarian

    "New Page."



    AUTHOR: QUIT GAME in a slightly heart-breaking manner.

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