Story Downternet - A reader-driven story

[basicguitar]

>Use most powerful BATTLE TECHNIQUE, if any are available.

 

[Supeh Mario]

I think I'll close the commands for now because I'm taking more time than I thought I would.

 

[Supeh Mario]

New pages! Finally.
Commands are back open.

Spoiler: Page 122

Break FOURTH WALL yet again and kill it using console commands.

>Cancel breaking the FOURTH WALL.
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Spoiler: Page 123

Cancel breaking the FOURTH WALL.

This is now the third time you see the same panel for three pages in a row.

Good job.

>SY: Slice that motherer.
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Spoiler: Page 124

SY: Slice that motherer.

You AGGRIEVE, slashing that er in the face! You deal 22 DAMAGE! It's a ONE-HIT KILL!

You have received NO DAMAGE! PERFECT!!

>Next.
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Spoiler: Page 125

Next.

Despite your TIRED STATUS, which REDUCES YOUR BASE STATS BY 20% (EXCEPT FOR HP AND SP), you have managed to punch that motherer, in the face, with your BATTLEAXE, and kill it in one shot.

They're such a bunch of weaklings.

>SY: You look like a skilled warrior, check BATTLE TECHNIQUES.
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Spoiler: Page 126

SY: You look like a skilled warrior, check BATTLE TECHNIQUES.

How flattering. Although you don't think your stats would make you a good warrior. Just look at your poor STURDINESS and MAX HP. What a shame.

You open your STATUS SCREEN, displaying your LEVEL, CURRENT STATUS, BASE STATS, STAT BONUSES, INTERKEYS and BATTLE TECHNIQUES.

You have two BATTLE TECHNIQUES:
ANALYSIS helps you ANALYZE an enemy's STATS. It does not cost any SP. How convenient!
PARA-GLARE lets you GLARE INTENSELY at an enemy, PARALYZING it, which would make it difficult for your foe to move. This TECHNIQUE costs 3 SP.

>SY: Use most powerful BATTLE TECHNIQUE.
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Spoiler: Page 127

SY: Use most powerful BATTLE TECHNIQUE.

You don't think you can do that since you are not in the middle of a BATTLE. They're called BATTLE TECHNIQUES for a reason.

You close the STATUS SCREEN.

>SY: Kick the door down like a badass.​

 

[Varsia]

>Kick the door down like a badass.

 

[Akireli]

>Start screaming at anything in the next room. Unless it's a library, then pretend to scream.

 

[Supeh Mario]

New pages!
Commands are now closed.

Spoiler: Page 128

SY: Kick the door down like a badass.

You do exactly that.

You can feel a burst of AWESOME flowing through your blood.

yeah.

>SY: Start screaming at anything in the next room.
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Spoiler: Page 129

SY: Start screaming at anything in the next room.

>Next.
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Spoiler: Page 130

Next.

The room is empty. And you feel stupid for screaming at nothing.

There's a hole in front of you and a rope which is likely used to get down and back up safely. Whoever is down there at the moment cannot get back up.

>SY: Contemplate the beauty of the rope for a brief moment.​

 

[Supeh Mario]

Commands are back open!
Sorry for the frequent long pauses like this one, I sort of forget to open the commands sometimes.

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

>Throw the rope down for the person, then when they're almost up, kick them back down.
Edit: do the below first.

 

[Midnight Moonlight]

> Contemplate the beauty of the rope for a brief moment.

 

[Supeh Mario]

New pages!

Spoiler: Page 131

SY: Contemplate the beauty of the rope for a brief moment.

this mothain rope

is mothain dope

it's filled with hope

ready to cope

with... with... nope

this i'm outta rhymes

okay enough

moving on

>SY: Throw the rope down for the person, then when they're almost up, kick them back down.
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Spoiler: Page 132

SY: Throw the rope down for the person, then when they're almost up, kick them back down.

You're not entirely sure there is actually someone down there, but you assume so. Might be a bunch of other weaklings ready to get their kicked. Who knows?

You think of kicking back down whoever or whatever climbs up the rope, but you think it'd be better to do that only if it's a little er. Humans will be spared, unless they're being a .

You decide to wait.

>Next.
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Spoiler: Page 133"

Next.

Might as well sit down and rest a little as you wait.

>SY: Fall asleep.​

 

[Anoobscorpiak]

>Fall asleep

 

[Midnight Moonlight]

> Dream about that beautiful rope.

 

[Supeh Mario]

New pages!

Spoiler: Page 134

>SY: Fall asleep.

Oh, come on. You're not that tired, right?

>Next.
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Spoiler: Page 135

Next.

Oh.

What now?

>SY: Dream about that beautiful rope.
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Spoiler: Page 136

SY: Dream about that beautiful rope.

>Next.
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Spoiler: Page 137

Next.

You wake up from your short nap.

>???​

 

[Anoobscorpiak]

>Try to get out of the chest

 

[Midnight Moonlight]

>Try to get out of the chest

Commands are currently closed, please wait for Mr. @Supeh Mario to tell us when to post, thank you~

 

[Supeh Mario]

I probably won't open them for today, unless I say otherwise.
Sorry!

 

[Mystic Neon Rain]

New pages!

Spoiler: Page 131

SY: Contemplate the beauty of the rope for a brief moment.

this mothain rope

is mothain dope

it's filled with hope

ready to cope

with... with... nope

this i'm outta rhymes

okay enough

moving on

Nice rap there, Supeh. //proceeds to go write a parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song, about a killer toaster. ((Don't ask, it's for a film-making class project.))

 

[Supeh Mario]

I'll be putting Downternet on pause for an indeterminate amount of time. Sorry for those who expected me to open the commands soon. More about it on my profile.

I'm sorry.

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

>SM: Commence Megapause.

 

[Supeh Mario]

"New Page."



AUTHOR: QUIT GAME in a slightly heart-breaking manner.