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Story Downternet - A reader-driven story

Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages! Finally.
Commands are back open.

Break FOURTH WALL yet again and kill it using console commands.



>Cancel breaking the FOURTH WALL.
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Cancel breaking the FOURTH WALL.



This is now the third time you see the same panel for three pages in a row.

Good job.
>SY: Slice that mother:red:er.
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SY: Slice that mother:red:er.



You AGGRIEVE, slashing that :red:er in the face! You deal 22 DAMAGE! It's a ONE-HIT KILL!

You have received NO DAMAGE! PERFECT!!
>Next.
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Next.



Despite your TIRED STATUS, which REDUCES YOUR BASE STATS BY 20% (EXCEPT FOR HP AND SP), you have managed to punch that mother:red:er, in the face, with your BATTLEAXE, and kill it in one shot.

They're such a bunch of weaklings.
>SY: You look like a skilled warrior, check BATTLE TECHNIQUES.
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SY: You look like a skilled warrior, check BATTLE TECHNIQUES.



How flattering. Although you don't think your stats would make you a good warrior. Just look at your poor STURDINESS and MAX HP. What a shame.

You open your STATUS SCREEN, displaying your LEVEL, CURRENT STATUS, BASE STATS, STAT BONUSES, INTERKEYS and BATTLE TECHNIQUES.

You have two BATTLE TECHNIQUES:
ANALYSIS helps you ANALYZE an enemy's STATS. It does not cost any SP. How convenient!
PARA-GLARE lets you GLARE INTENSELY at an enemy, PARALYZING it, which would make it difficult for your foe to move. This TECHNIQUE costs 3 SP.
>SY: Use most powerful BATTLE TECHNIQUE.
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SY: Use most powerful BATTLE TECHNIQUE.



You don't think you can do that since you are not in the middle of a BATTLE. They're called BATTLE TECHNIQUES for a reason.



You close the STATUS SCREEN.
>SY: Kick the door down like a badass.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!
Commands are now closed.

SY: Kick the door down like a badass.



You do exactly that.

You can feel a burst of AWESOME flowing through your blood.

:red: yeah.
>SY: Start screaming at anything in the next room.
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SY: Start screaming at anything in the next room.

>Next.
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Next.



The room is empty. And you feel stupid for screaming at nothing.

There's a hole in front of you and a rope which is likely used to get down and back up safely. Whoever is down there at the moment cannot get back up.
>SY: Contemplate the beauty of the rope for a brief moment.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
Commands are back open!
Sorry for the frequent long pauses like this one, I sort of forget to open the commands sometimes.
 

Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!

SY: Contemplate the beauty of the rope for a brief moment.



this motha:red:in rope

is motha:red:in dope

it's filled with hope

ready to cope

with... with... nope

:red: this i'm outta rhymes

okay enough

moving on
>SY: Throw the rope down for the person, then when they're almost up, kick them back down.
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SY: Throw the rope down for the person, then when they're almost up, kick them back down.



You're not entirely sure there is actually someone down there, but you assume so. Might be a bunch of other weaklings ready to get their :red: kicked. Who knows?

You think of kicking back down whoever or whatever climbs up the rope, but you think it'd be better to do that only if it's a little :red:er. Humans will be spared, unless they're being a :red:.

You decide to wait.
>Next.
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Next.



Might as well sit down and rest a little as you wait.
>SY: Fall asleep.
 
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Supeh Mario

Terrarian
New pages!

>SY: Fall asleep.



Oh, come on. You're not that tired, right?
>Next.
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Next.



Oh.

What now?
>SY: Dream about that beautiful rope.
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SY: Dream about that beautiful rope.

>Next.
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Next.



You wake up from your short nap.
>???
 
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Mystic Neon Rain

Skeletron Prime
New pages!

SY: Contemplate the beauty of the rope for a brief moment.



this motha:red:in rope

is motha:red:in dope

it's filled with hope

ready to cope

with... with... nope

:red: this i'm outta rhymes

okay enough

moving on
Nice rap there, Supeh. //proceeds to go write a parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song, about a killer toaster. ((Don't ask, it's for a film-making class project.))
 
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