Casual Favourite quote?

[CraftedNightmare Here!]

My life's motto

 

[Elate]

Aside from the obvious one in my signature...


"Evil is a point of view."

 

[stormconure]

A quote from Calvin and Hobbes (my favorite old comic):
"Im not sure which is weirder: that you're wrestling a stuffed animal, or that you seem to be losing."

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

A quote from Calvin and Hobbes (my favorite old comic):
"Im not sure which is weirder: that you're wrestling a stuffed animal, or that you seem to be losing."

I love that series.

Here's one I use a lot, I don't know if somebody created it or it just came to me.
"The more times you cast into a pond, the greater the chances of catching something. The trick is that you need to cast first."
It's kinda like a nothing happens unless you try quote.
Edit: I can't believe I forgot Karen from Pokémon Heartgold and Soulsilver. "Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. You should try to win with the Pokémon you love"... And that's where I lose what she actually says but you get the point. There's probably tons of quotes I've heard over the years but I can't remember.

 

[Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl]

(Understanding the characters is important to be able to laugh at this quote: The speaker is the general shy guy, Bram is the leader who can't lead, and Kurt is the person who tries to be casanove)
"Well, presentating is for me what leading is for Bram and sex is for Kurt, I have never done it, probably suck at it but eh, what gives?"

 

[The Ice Cube]

Story time!
"Here's a touching story.
Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after.


The end."

:3

 

[Eli10293]

"reported for necroing" and anything like that on this forum :/
They don't even realize that necroing is allowed on TCF

 

[all_we_need]

"It's like Risk but with genocide."
Perfect description of how people play strategy games.

 

[felis]

Joke one: "Zura Janai, Katsura Da! (means It's not Zura (also means wig), it's Katsura!)" by Katsura Kotarou, from Gintama.


Non-joke one:"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" by Paarthurnax, from Skyrim.

 

[Pirtz]

"Once a girl offered me sex in exchange for advertising a certain cleaning product, but I refused because I am an independent man with strong character, as strong as the Ajax dishwasher which is now on sale at only 70% of it's price!", a random user.

 

[Zomboss9000]

George Horace Lorimer = if there's anything worse than knowing too little, its knowing too much