Casual Favourite quote?

Black flame, Black flame, that means new game plus :red:ES!!!
Really anything associated with giantdad, such an impressive look into modern day pvp.
  • "The path to heaven lies through miles of clouded hell."- It's Time, Imagine Dragons
  • "Someone once told me friendship is magic. That's ridiculous. You can't turn people into frogs with friendship."- Wizard
  • "My worth is not determined by the price of my clothes."- Video, India Arie
  • "Look at you. Soaring through the air. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."- GLaDOS
  • "For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much — the wheel, New York, wars and so on — whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man — for precisely the same reasons."- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

And, my favorite of all time:
  • "I have not failed. I have simply found ten thousand ways that don't work."- Thomas Edison
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein
"ἐν οίδα ότι οὐδέν οίδα" (= Only one thing I know, I don't know anything) ~ Socrates
"A warrior kills, just like a murderer, but the murderer enjoys it." - Unknown.

"Just because I love a girl, it doesn't give her right to enter my room." - Sheldon Cooper, wise even when in love.

"This can end in one of two ways: Either you give up, or we kick you around until you give up. So, what's it going to be, the easy way, or the fun way?" - Sailor Jupiter (fic.)

"I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired." - Nick, Left 4 Dead 2, when really low in health.

And even tho quoting oneself is bad, here's one from a story of mine, from a combat training session involving one Usagi Tsukino...

Hakko: The trick to winning a battle is to be aware of your surroundings, and to use them to your advantage. Now tell me, Tsukino, what do you see?
Usagi: I won't tell you.
Hakko: Why?
Usagi: Because then you could use what I know against me.
Hakko: Good, you passed that test.

And to wrap this up, some ClapTrap awesomeness:

MinionTrap: Knock knock
FragTrap: Who's there?
MinionTrap: Wub.
FragTrap: Wub who?
MinionTrap: Wub wubwubwubwubwubwubwub-
FraTrap: ...You're dead to me.
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
— Dorothy Parker

"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent."
— Porky Pine to his best friend Pogo Possum, in the comic strip Pogo

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You bleached my father's Levis. Prepare to dye."
— not Mandy Patinkin, not quite
"When the muslims make a Life of Brian for Mohammed, then we know that they have learned religious humour." Someone I forgot the name of, about the muslim terrorist attacks.
This is from Hearthstone...
"Well played."
"Of course I played well! I'm Kel'thu-freaking-zad!"
Some game quotes I like.

From Samurai Warriors:

Ieyasu Tokugawa: "Master Kotarou, why did you betray the Hojo?"
Kotarou Fuuma: "Anyone who allies with me deserves to be betrayed."

Magoichi Saika: "Why didn't you kill me? I killed your beloved Nobunaga."
Hideyoshi Toyotomi: "And what would that accomplish? I would lose two of my friends, instead of one."

Tadakatsu Honda: "Your pointless struggles will end today."
Sakon Shima: "So... I guess a date with that cute daughter of yours is a no go, then?"

From Shadows of Mordor:

Ork Captain: "When I kill someone, I expect them to stay killed!"

From Dynasty Warriors:

Xiao Qiao's line while summoning a giant ball of fire: "I may be young, but I pack a punch!" (Very fitting since that fireball can take out fifty enemies at a time.)

Diao Chan, after defeating any enemy officer: "You're not the first to underestimate me based on my looks."
Been listening to some rap lately, and despite all the misogynous crap and free use of "everythingphobic" slang, some songs can surprise you with gems like these:

Context: Someone talking to a "friend" who keeps on pestering them to solve all their problems.

"You handle your own when you become a man, and you become a man when you handle your own."
"its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemies"
~John freeman who was gordan freeman's brother.
Me: "So yeah, I once wrote this story where some humans had Pokemon DNA injected into them, mutated, and broke out, turning anyone they bit into mutants."
Girlfriend: "So it was a zombie a-Poke-lypse story, then?"

Damn it.
"Do not run! We are your friends!" - A certain group of suicidal goblins with alot of explosives.
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