Casual Favourite quote?

[Brony Bonfire]

Black flame, Black flame, that means new game plus ES!!!
Really anything associated with giantdad, such an impressive look into modern day pvp.

 

[Dark Angel]

I want a drug called study so i can get super high grades -Friend

 

[Miziziriz]

• "The path to heaven lies through miles of clouded hell."- It's Time, Imagine Dragons
• "Someone once told me friendship is magic. That's ridiculous. You can't turn people into frogs with friendship."- Wizard
• "My worth is not determined by the price of my clothes."- Video, India Arie
• "Look at you. Soaring through the air. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."- GLaDOS
• "For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much — the wheel, New York, wars and so on — whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man — for precisely the same reasons."- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

And, my favorite of all time:

• "I have not failed. I have simply found ten thousand ways that don't work."- Thomas Edison

 

[Vizendel]

"Wubba lubba dub dub" also known as "I am in great pain, please help me." Rick from Rick and Morty.

 

[Theo]

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein
"ἐν οίδα ότι οὐδέν οίδα" (= Only one thing I know, I don't know anything) ~ Socrates

 

[Kyouko Tsukino]

"A warrior kills, just like a murderer, but the murderer enjoys it." - Unknown.

"Just because I love a girl, it doesn't give her right to enter my room." - Sheldon Cooper, wise even when in love.

"This can end in one of two ways: Either you give up, or we kick you around until you give up. So, what's it going to be, the easy way, or the fun way?" - Sailor Jupiter (fic.)

"I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired." - Nick, Left 4 Dead 2, when really low in health.

And even tho quoting oneself is bad, here's one from a story of mine, from a combat training session involving one Usagi Tsukino...

Hakko: The trick to winning a battle is to be aware of your surroundings, and to use them to your advantage. Now tell me, Tsukino, what do you see?
Usagi: I won't tell you.
Hakko: Why?
Usagi: Because then you could use what I know against me.
Hakko: Good, you passed that test.

And to wrap this up, some ClapTrap awesomeness:

MinionTrap: Knock knock
FragTrap: Who's there?
MinionTrap: Wub.
FragTrap: Wub who?
MinionTrap: Wub wubwubwubwubwubwubwub-
FraTrap: ...You're dead to me.

 

[Techhunter_Talon]

"A warrior kills, just like a murderer, but the murderer enjoys it." - Unknown.

Lol, the bare basic premise of one of my stories is that.

 

[Bethany]

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
— Dorothy Parker

"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent."
— Porky Pine to his best friend Pogo Possum, in the comic strip Pogo

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You bleached my father's Levis. Prepare to dye."
— not Mandy Patinkin, not quite

 

[Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl]

"When the muslims make a Life of Brian for Mohammed, then we know that they have learned religious humour." Someone I forgot the name of, about the muslim terrorist attacks.

 

[Mihn]

This is from Hearthstone...
"Well played."
"Of course I played well! I'm Kel'thu-freaking-zad!"

 

[Old_account]

"You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly" - Some guy off LADBible

 

[Pumpking]

"I made a thread about sexist potatoes once." -@Pixel

 

[Kyouko Tsukino]

Some game quotes I like.

From Samurai Warriors:

Ieyasu Tokugawa: "Master Kotarou, why did you betray the Hojo?"
Kotarou Fuuma: "Anyone who allies with me deserves to be betrayed."

Magoichi Saika: "Why didn't you kill me? I killed your beloved Nobunaga."
Hideyoshi Toyotomi: "And what would that accomplish? I would lose two of my friends, instead of one."

Tadakatsu Honda: "Your pointless struggles will end today."
Sakon Shima: "So... I guess a date with that cute daughter of yours is a no go, then?"

From Shadows of Mordor:

Ork Captain: "When I kill someone, I expect them to stay killed!"

From Dynasty Warriors:

Xiao Qiao's line while summoning a giant ball of fire: "I may be young, but I pack a punch!" (Very fitting since that fireball can take out fifty enemies at a time.)

Diao Chan, after defeating any enemy officer: "You're not the first to underestimate me based on my looks."

 

[Scrubow Gamer]

"I like smiling, smiling's my favorite"-Buddy the Elf

 

[Kyouko Tsukino]

Been listening to some rap lately, and despite all the misogynous crap and free use of "everythingphobic" slang, some songs can surprise you with gems like these:

Context: Someone talking to a "friend" who keeps on pestering them to solve all their problems.

"You handle your own when you become a man, and you become a man when you handle your own."

 

[Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl]

"There is a time and a place for decaffeinated coffee.
Never and in the trash." - @Commander Crocket

 

[Gmayor61]

"its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the ｅｎｅｍｉｅｓ"
~John freeman who was gordan freeman's brother.

 

[Kyouko Tsukino]

Me: "So yeah, I once wrote this story where some humans had Pokemon DNA injected into them, mutated, and broke out, turning anyone they bit into mutants."
Girlfriend: "So it was a zombie a-Poke-lypse story, then?"

Damn it.

 

[XxMakeItRainxX]

When life gives you lemons squeeze the lemon juice in its eyes and steal the rest of its lemons. - Me

 

[Zinnia]

"Do not run! We are your friends!" - A certain group of suicidal goblins with alot of explosives.