Gone Horrifically Wrong/Right

[deletedaccount12]

Someone misunderstands and tries to ruin your career, whatever it may be.

I want something bad to happen.

 

[Augustulus]

You become the omnipotent god of this reality

I want to become the president

 

[Ivyss]

You try it and get assassinated during your campaign. You were getting a lot of votes though.

I'm mad at steam for their bull summer sale event.

 

[Vella]

They not just make another sale even more bull, a steam employee kills you because they want monies, not criticism.

I wish we returned to the good old days.

 

[The Storm]

You return to them but only for a few seconds as you end up going too far back until the beginning of the universe.

I will create a giant house made of gold.

 

[Idelac0]

It all melts into butter, and you drown.

I chuck dynamite at particularly nothing.

 

[Player_Miner]

It flies around the world and hits your skull as it explodes.

I check my alerts.

 

[The Storm]

You have so many that it crashes your browser.

I create a new Terraria world.

 

[Ivyss]

Your device doesn't have enough space and explodes.

I post in forum games that haven't been posted in in a while.

 

[deletedaccount12]

They haven't been posted in because they're locked, so you can't post, but you do, causing a paradox and the collapse of time.

I get personal web shooters.

 

[Alta11x]

you get stuck in the web and die of thirst
I throw an orange

 

[Ivyss]

You hit a person so hard they die, getting arrested for murder, among other things.

I stay up at night.

 

[Animus Viral]

You get rekt by those phantoms that appear if you don't sleep.



This is the actual minecraft movie trailer (not really)

 

[Player_Miner]

You forget about the part where you said it wasn’t really the trailer, and the guilt eventually makes you turn yourself into a corpse. No-one understands why you terminated yourself over something so minor.

I come back to the forums.

 

[Alta11x]

someone posts this:

and your eyes bleed

I post this.

 

[Animus Viral]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My keyboard becomes very slow.

 

[Alta11x]

you get a virus and cant type the code to access your security before your computer crashes.
I am groot.

 

[Animus Viral]

You are burned. And now ash.

I like trains.

 

[Alta11x]

you get run over.
Cars

 

[Animus Viral]

You get crushed by their fans.

I see a crossover.