Humorous Post your Jokes!

[you15415]

Hello I was telling a few jokes to some friends of mine when it occurred to me a thread where everyone could share or post their own jokes and could come together!

Anything flies as long as it is appropriate and follows the forum rules.
Please include answer in a spoiler
You may also include an explanation as deemed necessary.

I checked around the forum for a thread similar to this before hand and found known, if this already exists else where let me know and I will take it down or close and put a link to said thread.

 

[you15415]

What does a tiny ocean do?

Spoiler

It mircro-waves!

 

[TriforceShard]

3 guys walk into a bar. The forth one ducks.

 

[DoctorWhale]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??

Spoiler

because he died

 

[Crimsion_Mc_Black]

what do you call a monkey in a minefield?

 

[Astral Excalibur]

what do you call a monkey in a minefield?

Dead.

 

[Crimsion_Mc_Black]

A ba-BOON

 

[Phiry]

You say you love flowers, but you cut them, you say you love animals, but you eat them.
You say you love me now im scared.

 

[Brewstin]

What do houses take when their breath is bad? Apart-mints!

 

[Darkus Relling]

What do you call a famous bird actor?

Spoiler

Steven Seagull

[doublepost=1514671448,1514671201][/doublepost]What do you call a gold-digger who's really short?

Spoiler

A miner/minor.

[doublepost=1514671984][/doublepost]What do you call someone who sings things from the Oprah Winfrey show?

Spoiler

An Oprah singer.

 

[taco360]

WARNING: Bad puns ahead.

What do you call something that's invisible during the winter?

Spoiler: ...

Seesonal!

What do you call a duo of bubblegum wrappers?

Spoiler: ...

Dubble Trubble!

What do you call a rerun of Fox News?

Spoiler: ...

Fox Olds!

What do you call a Pokemon from Ancient Greece?

Spoiler: ...

Greekachu!

 

[General Qi]

What does a pirate say when he says he has two eyes.

Spoiler

I have two aye-ayes!

 

[TinyPinkitten]

I would put a cat pun, but it's so purrfect at being clawful that you'd go hissterical!
I'M A CAT-DDICT, WHAT KINDA JOKE DID MEW EXPECT?!
(Yes, I visit the Zoologist a lot, how'd you guess?)

 

[ChrisChill]

I am in need of humor.

 

[Unit One]

I am in need of humor.

Hi there @ChrisChill I moved your post into this already existing thread for jokes.

 

[Cave wizard]

Five year old thread with fifteen posts.

A man enters an unlit room and says:
"It sure is dark in here, the lights must have been off for a long time"