Qui Devorat's Poetic request bar.

[Lightmare Prime]

Wow!

 

[Sapphron]

Thank you lots!

 

[DerpoTheMagnificent]

I'll take a heroic ballad. Obviously titled something along the lines of, "The Ballad of Derpo."

 

[DerpoTheMagnificent]

A ballad of Derp it shall be.

Here comes the hero
For the damsel in distress
Cutting any enemy
To a bloody mess
For he moves like The Flash
And hits like Superman
He has to avoid cities
For he has many a fan.
Regardless if you're strong
Weak, dumb or wise
You do the world wrong
He'll cut you down to size
For he's @DerpoTheMagnificent
Cleaning the cities
Of criminal scum
Not even posing a challenge
Just cutting them down with his thumb
As he uses it to spin his sword
Round and round
Blitzing through gangsters and crooks
Making the place safe and sound.

First of all, that was very fast. Second, when I said heroic ballad, I kinda meant a Ye' Olde' Knight sorta thing. This one is good though.

 

[DerpoTheMagnificent]

Sorry about that, you want me to try again?

If you want, sure.

 

[DerpoTheMagnificent]

I can't do the ye olde butcherede englishe
But I can make it medieval.

That's perfectly fine.

 

[rangerofthewest]

Can you do a poem about bacon please?

 

[Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl]

Can you make a ballad about the character Wyverntamer? He once was a knight in the kings army, but got infected by an army of werewolves, exciled, he swore his revenge and made his armour of the kings bones, and his cloak of his skin, now he kills the time untill his final death by taming wyverns, oh and did I tell you that he is an undead werewolf?

 

[Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl]

Once a shred of a kingdom's normality
He had quite the stint of bad luck
And ended up a fatality
As well as the victim of lycanthropy
And so from his land he was cast out
But he shouted "Wait and see!"
"For I will come back,
With a wyvern army!"
And he spent the time in exile
Taming the skies
And the wyverns alongside it
Grown stronger despite swarms of flies
Harassing him day and night.
And one thing led to another,
Now he's a more grotesque sight.
And so he attacked his former royal liege
Destroying the city
In a terrific siege.
Relieving the king's body
Of his soul
And wearing as a helmet
His freshly skinned skull
As well as making the rest
From his leftover skin
To celebrate his death.
The king of apparent sin
Although he probably didn't deserve it
Cause he probably wanted to protect his subjects
And now he's in a pit.
So now legends circulate
Of challengers maimed
Because they tried to face
The man of wyverns tamed.

A. Ma. Zing! Amazing, going to add this to my sig right now!

 

[Pumpking]

I'll request a second poem. I want this one to be more of my origins and powers. (and maybe longer)

 

[Pumpking]

What are your origins and powers?
(Aside from controlling a bunch of charred trees, bull mastiffs, hordes of clones of the character Spud from Bob the Builder, etc)

Character: Pumpking
Ability: Can summon Pumpkin Moons
Type: Halloween, Fire
Weakness: Christmas, Ice
Health: Extremely High
Signature Weapon: Flaming Scythes
Other Weapons/Tools: Uses minions often
Ultra Attack: Grows 10-100 times normal size and fires huge Scythes 360 degrees

 

[Pumpking]

Origins?

Started as a pumpkin, that was unusually large. Was carved 3 different faces, one on each side. On Halloween Night, there was Blood Moon, and in the day, a Solar Eclipse. They both gave the pumpkin extreme power and turned the pumpkin into the one, immortal Pumpking.

 

[Scrubow Gamer]

Can you make a poem about rainbows and unicorns?

 

[Matsu]

Qui can you write a poem about melons?

 

[Olof Almqvist]

Oh me me me!! Can you make a poem about me? Sir-Senpai-Sneaky-NInja-of-the-TMNT-sewers-eating-ninja-pizza

 

[DTi56]

I'd like a poem about Geometry Dash.

 

[Frous]

i'd like a poem for me

 

[DTi56]

It's gunna be Easy as Pi.
3.14159.
(That actually worked!)

 

[DTi56]

Gotta go fast!
To keep the beat going
Or it won't last
Many try, many fail
But some managed to cross this sea
With a musical sail
So keep the music flowing
As long as you can
To be faster than anything before
And they good news: There's no ban
For if there was a multiplayer
And they tell you to "Never come back!"
It's because they're envious of your speed
That they of course lack.

I love it!

 

[Frous]

Here comes the man himself
With Armor, swords and swag
For it is Mr @Frous
Here for a spot of death tag
But don't underestimate him,
Even if you have paladin tin
Because Meowmere will cut you limb from limb
For he is a nyan cat God
So his opponent will die
Despite escape the inevitable they try
The last sound you hear : "Meow, Meow, Meow."
Which eventually mutates
Into a "POW! POW! POW!"
So don't screw with Frous
But if you do, write your will,
For you've set a juggernaut loose.

Awesome