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A ballad of Derp it shall be.

Here comes the hero
For the damsel in distress
Cutting any enemy
To a bloody mess
For he moves like The Flash
And hits like Superman
He has to avoid cities
For he has many a fan.
Regardless if you're strong
Weak, dumb or wise
You do the world wrong
He'll cut you down to size
For he's @DerpoTheMagnificent
Cleaning the cities
Of criminal scum
Not even posing a challenge
Just cutting them down with his thumb
As he uses it to spin his sword
Round and round
Blitzing through gangsters and crooks
Making the place safe and sound.
 
Qui Devorat said:
A ballad of Derp it shall be.

Here comes the hero
For the damsel in distress
Cutting any enemy
To a bloody mess
For he moves like The Flash
And hits like Superman
He has to avoid cities
For he has many a fan.
Regardless if you're strong
Weak, dumb or wise
You do the world wrong
He'll cut you down to size
For he's @DerpoTheMagnificent
Cleaning the cities
Of criminal scum
Not even posing a challenge
Just cutting them down with his thumb
As he uses it to spin his sword
Round and round
Blitzing through gangsters and crooks
Making the place safe and sound.
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First of all, that was very fast. Second, when I said heroic ballad, I kinda meant a Ye' Olde' Knight sorta thing. This one is good though.
 
Here comes the best knight
In this land
Galloping on his horse
Through rock, grass and sand
Legend tells he might be
One of King Arthur's lot
But despite the man himself
Lose the battle he did not
So if that's the case
Then he's one of the best
Saving hapless peasants
When they're put to the test
his name: Derpo
The finest man the legends meant
His full name and title
@DerpoTheMagnificent
So now he sleeps
Like his former master
You anger him, he'll wake up
And so a grave to you I refer.
 
Ok.
Bacon, bacon, juicy and tender
As we baconators love it.
But if bacon is undercooked or charred
Then it's only worthy of our spit
For bacon is the Gods' food
Bacon also puts you in a happy mood
So try it now instead of later
And you see why there is
Such a thing as a baconator
For bacon is the tastiest of all
If bacon did not exist
Society would fall
Into despair and anarchy
And to new lands of bacon
Us baconators must flee.
 
Can you make a ballad about the character Wyverntamer? He once was a knight in the kings army, but got infected by an army of werewolves, exciled, he swore his revenge and made his armour of the kings bones, and his cloak of his skin, now he kills the time untill his final death by taming wyverns, oh and did I tell you that he is an undead werewolf?
 
Wyverntamer said:
Can you make a ballad about the character Wyverntamer? He once was a knight in the kings army, but got infected by an army of werewolves, exciled, he swore his revenge and made his armour of the kings bones, and his cloak of his skin, now he kills the time untill his final death by taming wyverns, oh and did I tell you that he is an undead werewolf?
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Ok.
Wouldn't be surprised if you know an associate
He was a Ninja-Pirate-Zombie-Robot. All in one
Talk about Swiss army curse.
 
Once a shred of a kingdom's normality
He had quite the stint of bad luck
And ended up a fatality
As well as the victim of lycanthropy
And so from his land he was cast out
But he shouted "Wait and see!"
"For I will come back,
With a wyvern army!"
And he spent the time in exile
Taming the skies
And the wyverns alongside it
Grown stronger despite swarms of flies
Harassing him day and night.
And one thing led to another,
Now he's a more grotesque sight.
And so he attacked his former royal liege
Destroying the city
In a terrific siege.
Relieving the king's body
Of his soul
And wearing as a helmet
His freshly skinned skull
As well as making the rest
From his leftover skin
To celebrate his death.
The king of apparent sin
Although he probably didn't deserve it
Cause he probably wanted to protect his subjects
And now he's in a pit.
So now legends circulate
Of challengers maimed
Because they tried to face
The man of wyverns tamed.
 
Qui Devorat said:
Once a shred of a kingdom's normality
He had quite the stint of bad luck
And ended up a fatality
As well as the victim of lycanthropy
And so from his land he was cast out
But he shouted "Wait and see!"
"For I will come back,
With a wyvern army!"
And he spent the time in exile
Taming the skies
And the wyverns alongside it
Grown stronger despite swarms of flies
Harassing him day and night.
And one thing led to another,
Now he's a more grotesque sight.
And so he attacked his former royal liege
Destroying the city
In a terrific siege.
Relieving the king's body
Of his soul
And wearing as a helmet
His freshly skinned skull
As well as making the rest
From his leftover skin
To celebrate his death.
The king of apparent sin
Although he probably didn't deserve it
Cause he probably wanted to protect his subjects
And now he's in a pit.
So now legends circulate
Of challengers maimed
Because they tried to face
The man of wyverns tamed.
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A. Ma. Zing! Amazing, going to add this to my sig right now!
 
Pumpking said:
I'll request a second poem. I want this one to be more of my origins and powers. (and maybe longer)
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What are your origins and powers?
(Aside from controlling a bunch of charred trees, bull mastiffs, hordes of clones of the character Spud from Bob the Builder, etc)
 
Qui Devorat said:
What are your origins and powers?
(Aside from controlling a bunch of charred trees, bull mastiffs, hordes of clones of the character Spud from Bob the Builder, etc)
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Character: Pumpking
Ability: Can summon Pumpkin Moons
Type: Halloween, Fire
Weakness: Christmas, Ice
Health: Extremely High
Signature Weapon: Flaming Scythes
Other Weapons/Tools: Uses minions often
Ultra Attack: Grows 10-100 times normal size and fires huge Scythes 360 degrees
 
Pumpking said:
Character: Pumpking
Ability: Can summon Pumpkin Moons
Type: Halloween, Fire
Weakness: Christmas, Ice
Health: Extremely High
Signature Weapon: Flaming Scythes
Other Weapons/Tools: Uses minions often
Ultra Attack: Grows 10-100 times normal size and fires huge Scythes 360 degrees
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Origins?
 
Qui Devorat said:
Origins?
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Started as a pumpkin, that was unusually large. Was carved 3 different faces, one on each side. On Halloween Night, there was Blood Moon, and in the day, a Solar Eclipse. They both gave the pumpkin extreme power and turned the pumpkin into the one, immortal Pumpking.
 
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