RE LOGIC! -Terraria logic jokes!

[TMB50]

A bowl of soup makes you well fed for the same amount of time as a cookie. One. Gingerbread. Cookie.

That cookie seems to be quite large.

 

[theobadeo22]

The Moon lord has a sword that shoots cats!

 

[MorningSTAR-αΩ]

The Moon lord has a sword that shoots cats!

So? The Moon lord also has a dolphin gun, a prism and a crystal staff that makes another prism, Plantera has a guitar, an RPG and another gun, and the Golem has a HEAT RAY. Out of all that and only calling out the Nyan Cat sword?

 

[ppowersteef]

So? The Moon lord also has a dolphin gun, a prism and a crystal staff that makes another prism, Plantera has a guitar, an RPG and another gun, and the Golem has a HEAT RAY. Out of all that and only calling out the Nyan Cat sword?

Just as normal as most enemy drops coins

 

[theobadeo22]

Martian things drop terrarian currency

 

[TMB50]

Martian things drop terrarian currency

They might use the same metals for currency, and the coins are only valued for their materials.

 

[theobadeo22]

EVERYONES CORRECTING MY THIIINGSSS!!!

Spoiler

gingerbreadmen are stronger than sharks

 

[MorningSTAR-αΩ]

EVERYONES CORRECTING MY THIIINGSSS!!!

Spoiler

gingerbreadmen are stronger than sharks

Let teh streak continue

Spoiler

SUPERNATURAL Gingerbread men are stronger than mundane sharks

 

[theobadeo22]

A sword made of grass is stronger than a sword made of iron
BEAT THAT!!

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Running on asphalt makes you go fas-
Actually wait no that makes sense. Would you run faster on flat asphalt or extremely uneven dirt/grass/stone/snow/etc.? Asphalt is the answer.

 

[Scironex]

A sword made of grass is stronger than a sword made of iron
BEAT THAT!!

Have you ever cut yourself on a blade of grass? I have. Trust me, if someone's figured out how to craft a sword out of grass, it will cut a lot deeper than any mundane sword.

 

[Dracus]

Time for some Terraria math!

1 cubic foot of gold = 1,204 pounds

Blocks in Terraria are 2 by 2 feet. Assuming blocks have a thickness of 2 feet as well..

1 gold ore = 4,816 pounds

As stacks of ore stack up to 999, this means

1 full stack of gold ore = 4,811,184 pounds

The player's inventory is 51 blocks, counting trash slot (as you still carry the stack with you)

Full inventory plus trash slot = 245,370,384 pounds

Now it doesn't end there, as we also have to consider armor slots.

1 terrarian gold bar = 19,264 pounds

95 gold bars are needed for a crown, chestplate, and leggings

95 gold bars = 1,733,760 pounds

The same set can be worn in vanity, so this can be doubled

Double set = 3,467,520 pounds

So with 51 inventory slots of 999 gold ore and 2 sets of gold armor with the gold crowns, this totals to 248,837,904 pounds.

Accessory slots such as watches could also be counted, but at this point, they wouldn't add much weight, at least compared to what a Terrarian can hold in just their pockets and as armor. So let's say Terrarians can hold about 250,000,000 pounds, or a fourth of a billion pounds.

This means we're strong enough to carry this thing:

And still have a little more room for stuff. We can carry the ENTIRE eiffel tower, but 52 of these things is way too heavy for us:

EDIT: Gold bricks stack to 999 as well, so technically we could hold way more than just one eiffel tower

DOUBLE EDIT: Oh dang! My math is wrong. There are 8 cubic feet in a 2x2x2 cube. So all my numbers should be doubled.. meaning we can hold 2 eiffel towers!

ITS OVER 9000 would be an understatement let me fix that
ITS OVER 900000

 

[Dracus]

Gaming sins Terraria

BEGIN

1:you can't stab with any sword other than a short sword
2:you can use a pickaxe to break wood you place but not trees
3:Zombies walk away when they can't get you
4:there is a giant skeleton bigger than the EOC in an old man
5:Skeletrons limbs should be falling down as there is nothing to support them
6:you always drop a tombstone when you die but you don't have one in your inventory
7inky is smaller than a coin but drops a few silver a bit of copper and one gold when he dies
8:you can kill a unicorn (that's a direct violation of life!)
9:you can cut a giant tree in half and the leafs and left over wood will float
10:floating islands can't float as a cloud doesn't have mass

Sin counter: 10
Final Sentence:OH NO GIANT FLYING SHEEP those are clouds NOOOOOO

 

[Brayden craft]

The mushrooms don't work that way

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

3:Zombies walk away when they can't get you

Terraria's zombies are smarter than normal zombies. They've got places to be, they aren't going to waste moonlight banging their faces against a wall for no reason.

8:you can kill a unicorn (that's a direct violation of life!)

Strange, those unicorns don't seem very worried about your life when they're trying to turn you into a shish kabob.

(Most of that other stuff is true though )

 

[PulseFox]

An average man/woman can drink 30 glasses of ale, with the same effect of drinking one. Also, just because you built a house and did something special, strangers can move in without saying anything or paying anything.

 

[TMB50]

An average man/woman can drink 30 glasses of ale, with the same effect of drinking one. Also, just because you built a house and did something special, strangers can move in without saying anything or paying anything.

Actually, they DO pay, but only if you have the Tax Collector.

 

[ppowersteef]

Metal detector detects Life Fruit

 

[TobyJ]

Metal detector detects Life Fruit

So it's true. All this time we've been fooled. There really IS magnesium metal inside life fruits! THE GOVERNMENT IS BEHIND THIS! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

 

[TheGoodDarkHero]

Red saying flying without wings would look weird yet the EOC, twins, wyvern and cursed skulls can fly without wings.
[DOUBLEPOST=1416615868][/DOUBLEPOST]Ale being crafted using just a mug, it's like it's transformed into ale out of thin air.

You also eat the glass mug.