RE LOGIC! -Terraria logic jokes!

[MegaMage314 🌳]

I'm sure it's been stated in here somewhere... But if you're drowning, make sure to drink a Bottled Water to restore your health. Because for some reason, running out of air causes you to explode into several pieces.

Yeah, that was the fifth post on this thread.

 

[scientistB]

Then...
You can craft Gold and Platinum into the finest blades and armor sets, but not into coins. Even so, the refined bars, which are much denser, sell for so much less.
Yet somehow, NPCs and the monsters like Angry Trappers, Lava Slimes, Aliens, Granite monsters and even Cthulhu's Eye have these unrefinable coins and have been holding onto them for whatever reason. Though admittedly, I can think of counter-theories for those.
This has probably also been mentioned already, sorry.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

A bottle of potion can change npc mind.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

A bottle of potion can change npc mind.
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Well, I probably would too if that potion actually did make your skin as tough as iron.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

Well, I probably would too if that potion actually did make your skin as tough as iron.

And even the potion make you stronger; Expert Skeletron still hit you for 100 damage.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

And even the potion make you stronger; Expert Skeletron still hit you for 100 damage.

I guess iron skin isn't enough. A lot of the potions seem pretty weird and impossible, even in a fantasy world. The anti gravity potion literally allows you to reverse gravity at will, the crate potion somehow attracts crates while you're fishing, and the gender change potion (which should need no explanation).

 

[Sweglord]

metorites burn you

 

[ppowersteef]

metorites burns you

tell me how all ways of meteorite that doesn't burn you makes sense

 

[Sweglord]

tell me how all ways of meteorite that doesn't burn you makes sense

cus metiorites aren't burning hot when they land

 

[ppowersteef]

cus metiorites aren't burning hot when they land

according to this: http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/ou...-hot-or-cold-when-they-hit-earth-intermediate
appears it varies.

still, an obsidian skull that protect your feets makes lesser sense to me

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

still, an obsidian skull that protect your feets makes lesser sense to me

Or the fact that such a huge meteor only leaves a small crater in the ground.

 

[Sweglord]

according to this: http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/ou...-hot-or-cold-when-they-hit-earth-intermediate
appears it varies.

still, an obsidian skull that protect your feets makes lesser sense to me

what about the fact that they make dirt into metiorite?

 

[TMB50]

what about the fact that they make dirt into metiorite?

Well, they are supposed to leave a crater, but they simply do that because rearranging the displaced dirt blocks would have been difficult at the point they were added.

 

[Oleg34518]

If the items that you place in the safe appear in every safe, then why not use the safe as a teleporter?

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

If the items that you place in the safe appear in every safe, then why not use the safe as a teleporter?

Cause you can't share those items, so you might as well just hold onto the safe.

 

[Cubicality]

If the items that you place in the safe appear in every safe, then why not use the safe as a teleporter?

Because you can't open a safe from the inside.

 

[CraftedNightmare Here!]

Cursed man suddenly turns into Clothier

How the hell did he lose all of his hair?

 

[Cubicality]

Cursed man suddenly turns into Clothier

How the hell did he lose all of his hair?

He cut it off with his tailoring scissors?

 

[TobyJ]

If the items that you place in the safe appear in every safe, then why not use the safe as a teleporter?

More like

"a tiny piggy bank can hold a ton more in Terraria than it would in reality!"

 

[TMB50]

Somehow, a copper shortsword is worse as a weapon than scissors.