IC Role Play - Calamity Adventure

[Orifan1]

"...bubby? is that you?"

 

[AlphaEspeon]

*I'm cowering in a corner while Beta rubs my back*

 

[Diamond the Piplup Ω]

"...I don't even..."
*he is confused with so many things happening at once.*

 

[Murphmario]

"Yeah, that is."
"Also where's Alpha? I heard her gasp."

 

[AlphaEspeon]

*You see me curled up in a corner, Beta next to me. She's trying to calm me down*

 

[Murphmario]

"Huh? What's wrong?"

 

[AlphaEspeon]

She saw... someone get chainsawed to pieces.

 

[Diamond the Piplup Ω]

"...really...?"
*Diamond is all ears to Beta, wondering what exactly happened.*

 

[Murphmario]

"...I think this might be too much for her."

 

[Orifan1]

"chainsawed to pieces?"


meanwhile...
an Eclipse Class Super Star Destroyer called "The Asskicker" drop out of warp. you would expect its captian to be the notorious "big steve", but no, its some random cultist captain.

 

[Cubic.]

"Yeah it's me. Also my name is Sophia now."

I slither out from behind the corner. My snake tail is legit almost as big as the Eater of Worlds.

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

(OMG THERE ARE SO MANY SHIPS THIS IS INFURIATING)

 

[Animus Viral]

"Yeah it's me. Also my name is Sophia now."

I slither out from behind the corner. My snake tail is legit almost as big as the Eater of Worlds.

(Mr. Bigglesworth might be very... I got nothing for jokes.)

(OMG THERE ARE SO MANY SHIPS THIS IS INFURIATING)

(Hey, you want some Martians to help?)

 

[Foraging Slime]

*ALL three of my ships open hailing frequencies to the unidentified ship*
(BTW im going to need a wiki link or something... please)

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

(nobody puts their stuff in the wiki apart from the people who go on the most.)
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(Hey, you want some Martians to help?)

(Yeet the martians into the solar system pls asap. How's about they defeat the first fleet and the other one retreats? Then we have an event that is more versatile but still filling the similar role as mine but with a more active user)

 

[Foraging Slime]

(im going to google it and ahhhh. )
(i take that back)
*All 3 ships engage RED alert, Shields and weapons are armed, charged, whatever you wanna say*

 

[Animus Viral]

(Ok.)
(Oh, he found OBS.)
*The strange transmissions which no one probably remembers INTENSIFIES*

 

[Foraging Slime]

(oh yea that)
Voyager: Picard, we are sending an away team to distress signal on the ground
Enterprise-E: Aye
(6 man team. 3 security, 1 enigneer, 2 medics)

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

(This could easily be the transmission since this is not earth, people wouldn't know probably how dialup works and don't know what it means, then again I'm just saying this could be what it sounds like, not that it actually is dialup)

 

[Animus Viral]

(No. It's more like e)