IC Role Play - Calamity Adventure

[Cubic.]

T.T

 

[Murphmario]

"And that will stop the upper gods of this realm from just breaking me out how?"

 

[Cubic.]

"And that will stop the upper gods of this realm from just breaking me out how?"

"Fourth wall breaker. I know you're referring to the YOU KNOW WHATs with our names."

 

[Orifan1]

"And that will stop the upper gods of this realm from just breaking me out how?"

"your elder gods are weak against the true gods: the lurkers!"
A woman gets out of the passenger side of the car
"now, its time to make that arrest!"

"PATROLLING THE INTERNET, KEEPING PUNS WHERE THEY BELONG"
"KEEPING THE PAGES CLEAN OF ABSOLUTE CRINGE"
"JESSIE"
"JAMES"
"r/punpatrol!"

 

[Murphmario]

*Realizes just who these two cops are*
"Yeah no."
*Takes out my Megashark and points it at Jessie and James*
"Alright Team Rocket! Blast off now or I'll do it for you!"

 

[Cubic.]

"You know what?"

I reach for my pockets before remembering I'm not in my body.

"Hey Vampirism, can I have the black potion that is in your pockets?"

I hand it to friend.

"AS YOU HAMANS SAY, YEET!"

I throw it at team rocket.

 

[Orifan1]

"You know what?"

I reach for my pockets before remembering I'm not in my body.

"Hey Vampirism, can I have the black potion that is in your pockets?"

I hand it to friend.

"AS YOU HAMANS SAY, YEET!"

I throw it at team rocket.

James literally backhands the potion away. with just the right amount of force and angle that it doesnt explode on him and get all over him or his partner

*Realizes just who these two cops are*
"Yeah no."
*Takes out my Megashark and points it at Jessie and James*
"Alright Team Rocket! Blast off now or I'll do it for you!"

"... team rocket is no more. it was disbanded after the bossman got caught. so, here we are, arresting people for making puns outside of dedicated pun zones of the Internet."
"we dont even have meowth with us. its just me and james"

 

[Murphmario]

*Comes over to them*
"Alright. Wish I didn't have to do this, but..."
*Suddenly swings a Slap Hand at the two of them, causing them to go flying off*

 

[Orifan1]

*Comes over to them*
"Alright. Wish I didn't have to do this, but..."
*Suddenly swings a Slap Hand at the two of them, causing them to go flying off*

"THE FORMER TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN" *ding*
"...did we absolutely have to do that?"

 

[Murphmario]

*Flips my slap hand around as if it was a gun, then puts it away*
*Turns towards Program*
"...Yes. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to go and start relaxing again."
*Goes back into the chair I made*

 

[AlphaEspeon]

*is sitting at the edge of the waterfall*

 

[UltiDaniel]

*Yawns*

"Well.... That was a good nap."

"I-.."

*Realizes that both Friend and Vampirism are gone*

"......."

*Realizes, that both Friend and Vampirism are gone*

".......?"

*REALIZES, that BOTH FRIEND AND VAMPIRSIM ARE GONE*

"?...?..?..?"

*THATS A BAD THING!!*

"Oh!"

*Starts running back to base*

 

[Orifan1]

All of a sudden, it’s revealed what the distortion in the sky was, as a giant Flying Fortress uncloaks itself
(Insert stuff from quote 1 in the OOC thread)
<<active camouflage won’t go back up! The system refuses to hold!>>
<<damnit, we’re out in the open! All hands, prepare for air to ground combat!>>
BOSSFIGHT: GLEIPNIR

 

[UltiDaniel]

All of a sudden, it’s revealed what the distortion in the sky was, as a giant Flying Fortress uncloaks itself
(Insert stuff from quote 1 in the OOC thread)
<<active camouflage won’t go back up! The system refuses to hold!>>
<<damnit, we’re out in the open! All hands, prepare for air to ground combat!>>
BOSSFIGHT: GLEIPNIR

(Is this near the base, or?)

 

[Orifan1]

(Is this near the base, or?)

(VERY NEAR)

 

[UltiDaniel]

*Notices something in the sky*

"WHAT IS THAT!??!"

"Oh wait, it's just a weird looking bird that's flying next to a very weird looking thing that looks very threatening."

"........"

"........"

"......-"

"HEY WAIT A SECOND!"

 

[Ivyss]

Def gets out of the base.
"*Yeah, that definitely doesn't look like it's about to attack.* Juniper, get out here, looks like it's about to be a fight."

 

[Orifan1]

The fortress starts to charge some sort of energy into the underside-mounted weapon

 

[UltiDaniel]

The fortress starts to charge some sort of energy into the underside-mounted weapon

"That doesn't look good..."

(Quick! Think UltiSlayer!)

"......"

"WOOSH!"

*Throws a magic mirror at the..... Thing.*

 

[Ivyss]

*Yep, it's attacking.*
Juniper is out of the base and mounts Def. He gets off the ground pretty much immediately and starts flying toward the fortress.