Tap, Poke, Click adventures!

[superscrub42]

In the distant future 2005, all you wanted to do was hang out and retire, but then bread man was like "No, you must beat me to retire, you bean head" Then he zapped you with his bread laser and you became a dude warrior.

How to play: first, to join you say your class (tap, poke, or click) on your turn you say what you want to do and I say the outcome.
Classes work like rock paper scissors. Tap does double damage to poke. Poke does double damage to click. Click does double damage to tap. Tap does half damage to click. Poke does half damage to tap. Click does half damage to poke. When you level up all your stats double.

Starting Stats: HP: 10 Damage: 2

Bread Man summons a Bacon Monster Class: Poke HP: 20 Damage 4

 

[superscrub42]

Sorry, not on your turn, you just go whenever you want

 

[realicraft]

I join as a tap class.
HP: 10/10
ATK: 2
DEF: 0
Takes 2x damage from: Click
Deals 2x damage to: Poke
I tap the Bacon Monster with a mouse.

 

[realicraft]

hello?

 

[superscrub42]

You tap the Bacon Monster dealing one point of damage, he falls backward onto his back, he can not move for a few turns!
Bacon Monster: HP 19 ATK 2

 

[realicraft]

Tap -x2> Poke
Hmmm...

HP: 10/10
ATK: 2
DEF: 0
Takes 2x damage from: Click
Deals 2x damage to: Poke
I tap the Bacon Monster with a trackpad.

 

[superscrub42]

The bacon monster falls off the cliff that you are battling on. You level up. Bread Man summons a Loaf Dude
Loaf Dude 20 HP 5 ATK Class: Click

 

[realicraft]

HP: 10/10
ATK: 2
DEF: 0
Takes 2x damage from: Click
Deals 2x damage to: Poke
I tappity-tap-tap the Loaf Dude.

 

[superscrub42]

You attempt to "tappity-tap-tap" the loaf dude,you miss and he hits you back, dealing five points of damage.

 

[realicraft]

HP: 5/10
ATK: 2
DEF: 0
Takes 2x damage from: Click
Deals 2x damage to: Poke
Oof.... I tap and then make a sheild out of taps.

 

[superscrub42]

You make a shield out of taps giving you twice as much defense for 5 more turns

 

[realicraft]

HP: 5/10
ATK: 2
DEF: 0 (+0)
Takes 2x damage from: Click
Deals 2x damage to: Poke
Well, that's not helpful... I tap over and over.

 

[superscrub42]

you deal five damage, leaving Loaf Dude with 15 HP. He loses his balance and falls down

 

[realicraft]

HP: 5/10
ATK: 2
DEF: 0 (+0)
Takes 2x damage from: Click
Deals 2x damage to: Poke
Effects:
Tap sheild (4 turns) x2 DEF
I tap him while he's down.

 

[superscrub42]

You tap him causing him to go down to one HP. You have the chance to recruit the loaf dude. Do you kill him or do you show him mercy?

 

[realicraft]

HP: 5/10
ATK: 2
DEF: 0 (+0)
Takes 2x damage from: Click
Deals 2x damage to: Poke
Effects:
Tap sheild (3 turns) x2 DEF
spams mercy button

 

[superscrub42]

You show mercy to loaf dude. He decides to help you fight bread man. You level up (your health restores). Bread man summons a bread goliath
HP: 50
ATK: 10
CLASS: Click

 

[King iggy05]

may i join this battle

 

[realicraft]

HP: 10/10
ATK: 2
DEF: 0 (+0)
Takes 2x damage from: Click
Deals 2x damage to: Poke
Effects:
Tap sheild (2 turns) x2 DEF

You level up (your health restores).

Do my stats increase?

 

[superscrub42]

yes to realicraft, and yes to king iggy