Terraria Bad Ideas

[trya]

True facts

Yeah NPCs who love each other would have children as idk why they'd have children if they hate each other.

Correct

Wow... thank you. I never thought people would actually think this was a good idea since Terraria is primarily a combat and exporation focused game.

i put some thought into this:
arms dealer+nurse= black market medic (sells healing pots and different guns) F
witch doctor+ zoologist = anglamationist (provides new summon gear depending on beastiary entries M
dye trader+ stylist= salonist gives you new dyes based on game completeness percentage. unlocks new, bad hairstyles for stylist. M
new, possible npcs
guide+dryad= druid. provides actually helpful tips and sells things useful for potionmaking (got idea from thorium imo) F

 

[Ludolf🌳🥐🐿️🦍]

Add the Clonus from Dokapon Kingdom.

 

[Orchamut]

The Terrarian can get arrested for human trafficking.

 

[Dapling]

The Terrarian can get arrested for human trafficking.

Your honor, my client was clearly doing it for happiness minmaxing

 

[Orchamut]

...yeaah...

 

[trya]

i put some thought into this:
arms dealer+nurse= black market medic (sells healing pots and different guns) F
witch doctor+ zoologist = anglamationist (provides new summon gear depending on beastiary entries M
dye trader+ stylist= salonist gives you new dyes based on game completeness percentage. unlocks new, bad hairstyles for stylist. M
new, possible npcs
guide+dryad= druid. provides actually helpful tips and sells things useful for potionmaking (got idea from thorium imo) F

not that anyone cares, but i have a few more

steampunker+cyborg=the unnamed abomination (sells steampunk and cyberpunk stuff...) (not if named Whitney)
goblin+mechanic= the mechenist (mechanic must be shimmered) (provides armour reforges)

 

[tornado1234 🌳🪓]

Whenever you fart in real life, your character accelerates 100000000mph and near instantly decelerates, causing you to travel most of the world

 

[TWillyH]

Every time you die, a small window appears playing family guy clips and it cant be removed until you die, in which it's replaced by another in a different spot

 

[Benry Gaming]

Add a greater water bottle that heals 40 health

Every time you die, a small window appears playing family guy clips and it cant be removed until you die, in which it's replaced by another in a different spot

Isn't this thread supposed to be for bad ideas? What's this doing here?

 

[TWillyH]

Add a greater water bottle that heals 40 health

Isn't this thread supposed to be for bad ideas? What's this doing here?

We could make it better. Every death makes it bigger until it reaches the point where you're just watching family guy

 

[Benry Gaming]

Cross over with the Lakers

 

[Orchamut]

Crossover with Scratcharia

 

[Benry Gaming]

Crossover with Scratcharia

Another wonderful idea that doesn't belong here!
On a real note, Scratcharria is really cool

 

[tornado1234 🌳🪓]

Add a fartnado that replaces sharknadoes

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

Add a fartnado that replaces sharknadoes

For a second I thought that said "fatnado"

 

[Orchamut]

For a second I thought that said "fatnado"

Canon to duke fishron

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

Fun fact: the name "Tor" originates from the Norse god Thor, and "nado" is Korean for "me too" or "I also", so in a way "tornado" means "I'm also Thor".

 

[Benry Gaming]

Add an achievement for building a statue of peter griffin called "Holy crap I'm in terraria"

Fun fact: the name "Tor" originates from the Norse god Thor

Another fun fact - 'Thursday' comes from Thor as well

 

[tornado1234 🌳🪓]

Add my profile to the title screen so anyone who plays the game for the first time is weirded out and leaves.

Terrible indeed

 

[Detective Azura]

Add the internet & a functioning computer to Terraria. NPCs can also use it, and if you are on the Getfixedboi seed (for some reason), enemies & bosses can use it as well.

(You can see where this is going)