Terraria Bad Ideas
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Fredbear
Official Terrarian
Broken Hero Swords turn the light n' dark swords to Broken Excalibur and Broken Night's Edge.
Both can be combined at the worlds most useless crafting station, The Keg, into an all new item: The Drunk Blade
'Go home, you're drunk.'
Applies mirage dye and acid dye effect to everything. While in inventory.
0 damage.
Inflicts DRUNK which makes monsters more friendly and have a nice mug of ale with you.
To get the orginal Terra Blade which has been buffed, you need to kill HERO in any server to get the Hero Swords. Combine Hero Swords with light/dark swords to create the original True swords, then combine to get THE Terra Blade.
Now has -1 use time and 1000000 damage since it's really hard to find HERO in a server.
Both can be combined at the worlds most useless crafting station, The Keg, into an all new item: The Drunk Blade
'Go home, you're drunk.'
Applies mirage dye and acid dye effect to everything. While in inventory.
0 damage.
Inflicts DRUNK which makes monsters more friendly and have a nice mug of ale with you.
To get the orginal Terra Blade which has been buffed, you need to kill HERO in any server to get the Hero Swords. Combine Hero Swords with light/dark swords to create the original True swords, then combine to get THE Terra Blade.
Now has -1 use time and 1000000 damage since it's really hard to find HERO in a server.
sodapone🌳
Wall of Flesh
I burst out laughing at that line.
Nobody Important
Terrarian
Diamondheart
Duke Fishron
Some will think it's a bad idea so I will post it here, but others will be with me on this... They added Bacon, right? So now they need to add Pancakes... Then you can craft them at a campfire or any other cooking station and get the ultimate buff food, that's right, BACONPANCAKES! : give you the same power a star did in Super Mario Bros. for ~ 20 seconds. heh heh heh
gagedude89
Pixel Pirate
all enemys inflict frozen,stoned,webbed, and cursed debuff when within 10000 blocks of you
MegaMage314 🌳
Living Tree
Wait, they added bacon?
Diamondheart
Duke Fishron
Yup. 1.3 has Bacon.
Philosophical Hobbit
Terrarian
...the Broken Flamethrower.
"That's not how it works, you idiot."
Consumes Gel as ammo. Creates Gel projectiles that fly a short distance and fall to the ground, slowing anything they touch. They go away automatically after about thirty seconds. Hitting a Gel projectile with anything fire-related or anything that inflicts On Fire, Cursed Inferno, or Frostburn debuffs will cause the gel projectiles to explode into several Greek Fire-esque projectiles that deal damage and infict the related debuff. (Cursed Inferno-created projectiles deal considerably more damage than Frostburn or regular On Fire projectiles.
Also inflicts the Slimed debuff (the one that the Slime Gun inflicts) if you hit something with it.
Maybe this was actually a good idea... but whatever.
"That's not how it works, you idiot."
Consumes Gel as ammo. Creates Gel projectiles that fly a short distance and fall to the ground, slowing anything they touch. They go away automatically after about thirty seconds. Hitting a Gel projectile with anything fire-related or anything that inflicts On Fire, Cursed Inferno, or Frostburn debuffs will cause the gel projectiles to explode into several Greek Fire-esque projectiles that deal damage and infict the related debuff. (Cursed Inferno-created projectiles deal considerably more damage than Frostburn or regular On Fire projectiles.
Also inflicts the Slimed debuff (the one that the Slime Gun inflicts) if you hit something with it.
Maybe this was actually a good idea... but whatever.
TheOneCrafter321
Terrarian
Pink gel now required to craft torches in Expert mode 
gagedude89
Pixel Pirate
nerfing last prism
Ashen75
Empress of Light
Using suspicious looking eye spawns an infinite amount of EoCs. Cthulhu seems to have an endless amount of eyes, so why doesn't he just send them all at once?
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That's a genius idea. It really is.Npc's can commit suicide
What? It can get lonely on your own
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Diamondheart
Duke Fishron
Okay, here is a bad idea... you guys know the purple "bat" in Saints Row: The Third? One of those in Terraria. Effect: Slimed debuff. flavor text: "Where'd you think the bottom half of the Moon Lord went?"
Fredbear
Official Terrarian
Flavor Glove
Dropped by the Mad Confectioner, the man with the superhuman sweet tooth.
Uses 8 mana
Requires Well Fed
Shoots projectiles that represent what you ate, like exploding pumpkins from eating a Pumpkin Pie, an ichorlike substance from drinking Mushroom Stew, and BACON LAZERS FROM BACON!
Banner Glove
Dropped by killing the govt. of North Korea event, where people try to ban you from using your Phantasm.
Uses 8 mana
Requires banner nearby.
Shoots projectiles that represent the banner nearest to you, like Fine Women minions from Nymph banner, Rune Shot from Rune Wizard banner, and turn ANYTHING into a fish using Goldfish banner.
Trophy Glove
Dropped by killing The Olympian, the rarest mob in Terraria, he spawns in the Marble Cave. Chance of him spawning is increased when you put fine marble furniture around and an Item Frame with Medusa's head in it.
Uses 8 mana
Requires trophy nearby.
Does cool stuff representing the trophy near you, like Bigger Sharknado Minion spawning, Eye of Cthulhu as a rideable mount, and can summon Nic Cage next to you and scream NOT THE BEES! Then he will be killed by the swarm of bees that will be spawned.
Pet Belt
Dropped by killing every dude that's like 'Buying Bone Key for 2 plat.... Plz respond'
Equipable
Makes your pet a minion, but won't count towards minion cap. Makes you slow with turtle, a friend to Eater of Souls nationwide with the Baby Eater of Souls pet, and A RAMPAGING INSTAKILL HERO WITH THE DG PET!!!!!
Dropped by the Mad Confectioner, the man with the superhuman sweet tooth.
Uses 8 mana
Requires Well Fed
Shoots projectiles that represent what you ate, like exploding pumpkins from eating a Pumpkin Pie, an ichorlike substance from drinking Mushroom Stew, and BACON LAZERS FROM BACON!
Banner Glove
Dropped by killing the govt. of North Korea event, where people try to ban you from using your Phantasm.
Uses 8 mana
Requires banner nearby.
Shoots projectiles that represent the banner nearest to you, like Fine Women minions from Nymph banner, Rune Shot from Rune Wizard banner, and turn ANYTHING into a fish using Goldfish banner.
Trophy Glove
Dropped by killing The Olympian, the rarest mob in Terraria, he spawns in the Marble Cave. Chance of him spawning is increased when you put fine marble furniture around and an Item Frame with Medusa's head in it.
Uses 8 mana
Requires trophy nearby.
Does cool stuff representing the trophy near you, like Bigger Sharknado Minion spawning, Eye of Cthulhu as a rideable mount, and can summon Nic Cage next to you and scream NOT THE BEES! Then he will be killed by the swarm of bees that will be spawned.
Pet Belt
Dropped by killing every dude that's like 'Buying Bone Key for 2 plat.... Plz respond'
Equipable
Makes your pet a minion, but won't count towards minion cap. Makes you slow with turtle, a friend to Eater of Souls nationwide with the Baby Eater of Souls pet, and A RAMPAGING INSTAKILL HERO WITH THE DG PET!!!!!