Terraria Bad Ideas

Every enemy has a 99.9999999999% chance to deal 99999999999 damage on contact

Every enemy projectile and summon is replaced with a dungeon guardian
 
Last prisms are obtainable from all enemies at 1/100000 chance and 1/100 from Moon Lord and if they are used before defeating said boss a horde of dungeon guardians will destroy you.
 
Terraria: Update v. 9.9.9​

Additions:
-A new boss that will never despawn, get killed, and is very fast.
Boss name: Saint Omega
Boss HP: ∞
Boss DEF: ∞
Boss Speed: ∞
Boss DMG: ∞
Boss ATK Speed: ∞
Boss Range: ∞
Attacks:
1) Summons 2 Wall of Fleshes that spawn in the center of the map, going in both directions oppositely, effectively killing the player.
2) Summons a circle of Dungeon Guardians around all players.
3) Evaporates all NPCs, Nurses are banned from spawning throughout the fight.
4) Rains down Expert Mode Phantasmal Death Rays across the map on every block that also passes through them.
5) When killed, summons 25 of every boss. (Excluding Saint Omega)
-Cacti in the deserts will deal 601 DMG upon contact, placed Cacti blocks/furniture will also deal said damage.
-Every hour in Expert Mode, Meteorite chunks rain down from the sky.

Fixes:
-Fixed a bug where players could respawn after death. Now players will have their (computer) data erased when they die.
-Fixed a bug where players could fly with wings. Now they can only fly with using dirt as their accessory.
-Fixed a bug where mobs couldn't hit the players correctly. Now all mobs will hit the player with over 9000% accuracy.
-Attempting to spawn a boss will now spawn Dungeon Guardian.

Removals:
-Removed Chests, Piggy Banks, Safes and all kinds of storage.
-Removed Wood.
-Removed Re-Logic and Pipeworks from the game, alongside 505 Games.



We sincerely hope that our brand new update brings joy to our beloved Terrarians!
:dryadgrin:
 
Placing too much Explosive Blocks will destroy the whole world, including blocks that cannot be destroyed by them, unique cutscenes appear, like the death of bound NPCs, Desert creatures run away from their homeland, the lihzahrds turn into skeletons,...
 
making anything that enters the corruption/ crimson be infected and will convert any block it touches into corruption/crimson [eater of souls slams into wood house, it becomes ebonbwood house]
zombies that kill NPCs convert them into more zombies
medusa head can petrify absolutely anything, even ML and NPC's
your house can catch on fire and burn if there is a campfire inside.
there can be earthquakes/tornadoes as well as tsunamis and hurricanes at the edge of the world. these can rip apart your world.
add a bladder system in which you must pee every day by interacting with a toilet, or else you will be inflicted with with the "wet my pants" debuff which decreases all stats and to only way to get rid of it would be to change your clothes. :D
 
Golum escapes from the lizarhd temple and soon you have to fight all bosses at once theres 10 bosses each time you fight etc 10 eye cthulu with ten of every other boss with it
 
Update I Dunno:

-Bosses now have consequences if you fail to defeat them.
EoC: Every dropped item is a demon eye.
King Slime: All liquid is replaced with thousands of slimes, Slime rain never ends and spawn rates are oncreased by 10000000%.
EoW: The whole world turns corrupt.
BoC: The whole world turns crimson.
Queen Bee: Bees will build hives anywhere they can, eventually covers the whole world.
Skeletron: Dungeon guardians replace enemy spawns.
Destroyer: Any minions turn into hostile probes.
Twins: All demon eyes/wandering eyes are replaced by EoCs.
Skeletron Prime: Mechanical guardians replace enemy spawns. Mechanical guardians spam the screen with lasers that do 999999 damage.
Plantera: Destroying plants summons an enraged Plantera for each plant destroyed.
Golem: All blocks in the world become unbreakable.Duke Fishron: Floods the world with water. (Like @Yello_Xplorer said.)
Lunatic Cultist: All enemies gain the Lunatic Cultist’s AI.
Pillars: All enemy spawns are replaced by that pillar’s enemies and the enemy count to break the shield is increased to 10,000.
Moon Lord: All The Blocks in the world are destroyed.
-The player’s hit box spans the entire map, meaning they can get damaged without being touched.
-Clicking a block on the minimal turns it to lava.
-Added the Wall of Cthuhlu: Spans the whole map vertically, composed of all the parts of Cthuhlu, including ones that aren’t implemented yet (gall bladder, liver, epidermis, etc.) It has 1 health, but has infinite defense and is always surrounded by 1,000,000 Eyes of Cthuhlu. It drops the true terra-horse breaker arkhmerefury of death, which covers the screen in a big strobing box that does infinite damage to enemies.
-Added communism.
 
-added the Terrarist Lord which destroys your town killing all the NPCs there by hijacking 2 Drill Containment Units for Sun and Moon Lords so they can tear down your buildings (or destroy the world in EXPERT), he has 99999999 health, Instakill Damage, Invincibility, 100% KBresist, Immunity to every ailment, and only 10 platinum coins are dropped (including DCU). Summoned using a daytime Suspicious Looking Eye in September 11.
-added raging forms of all bosses (Expert, excluding Plantera and Fishron since their forms of rage already exist):
-King Slime will have and shoot spikes when fought daytime
-EoC: fighitng him daytime causes him to deal 2x the damage and have 2x the defence so use a BoG and platinum armour to kill it.
-BoC will summon more creepers and inflicting ichor out of crimson.
-EoW will spew cursed fire and revive dead segments with defence buffs.
-Queen Bee outside of the jungle will instantly kill you with a sonicspeed ramming.
-Skeletron in daytime will turn into a dungeon guardian that spews 1500 instakill skulls (DG Prime will shoot a gigantic, map-size kill aura that destroys you instantly).
-WoF will be an Underworld Guardian (who will devour you) when you escape underworld.
-Spazmatism and Retinazer in daytime will fire a behemoth firethrower and a red phantasmal deathray, respectively (and both deal damage neccessary to kill-on-hit).
-Skeletron Prime will have 8^8 (16777216) hands that instantly kill you.
-The Destroyer in daytime will shoot the instakill Last Prism from his mouth.
-Golem has 3x damage and 2x defence and shoots Last Prisms
-Lunatic Cultist in Corruption/Crimson will shoot homing green fire/ichor respectively (both deal 3x the damage)
-Moon Lord will shoot a very big phantasmal deathray every 5 seconds from his mouth when his core is revealed and in the nighttime.
 
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Update 4.2:

What's new:​
-A new item that allows the player to consume food items (Soups, pastry, cooked food, etc.)
-A new consumable that changes how the player sees the world
-A new Booze meter

Changes:​
-The player can't consume the items listed above without the item called the Cutlery which is crafted with 10 of each bar
-Drinking a lot of alcohol will make the player drunk, affecting their actions and reactions, according to Newton's 3rd law of motion
-Using Flame Wings, Solar Wings, and Jetpacks will inflict the On Fire! debuff
-Using Frozen Wings will inflict the Frozen debuff
-Using the Medusa's Head will inflict the Stoned debuff
-Cutting down a tree will make it fall down onto the player, dealing (maxhealth*10*defense) damage
-Entering Lava will instantly kill the player
-Walking on liquids will cause God to descend from Heaven and take you with Him
-To enter the Dungeon, the player will have to kill 9999 Dungeon Guardians (Previous worlds will also be affected)

Removals:​
-Removed Herobrine
-Removed the ability to kill Skeletron
 
Fredbear said:
When you mine dirt, you get a chance to get "Fecal Matter"
-100000 damage
-100000 speed
Equipable
You vomit to other NPC's when equipped. NPC's will leave because you have dung in your pockets!
Heal all hostiles around you.
Click to expand...
If you still got the dirt, this would work!
 
Every block you mine now spawns lava similar to hellstone.

Lava is now an Insta-kill because... LAVA.

The lava cannot be turned into obsidian.

Additionally, every enemy you kill raises the lava level in hell. Have fun playing "The Floor is Lava"!
 
-The Night's Edge (now with "Fort" before "Night") is crafted when you stay at your fortress (built with at least 50x50 of the size of the stone slab backwall, 1x50 wall of solid grey bricks, a crafting base, and possibly your storage) and wearing Ninja armour using 14 mythril anvils and 14 souls of night (souls of FORTNIGHT?) along with Lightbane/Bloodbutcherer, Muramasa, Blade of Jungle, and the Fiery Greatsword, the true one uses a distorted recipe of everything (now a Night's Edge combined with 99 of every boss spawning item including the Celestial Sigil, or with Fargo Mod you will use 99 mutant voodoo dolls instead) and summons Fortnite Zombies to fight for you from the beam and makes you do the Infinity Dab and many other Fortnite Emotes.
-Excalibur (renamed Baldicalibur) is now a breaker blade-sized swors with a ruler-like blade, crafted using 15 hallowed bars, 14 souls of light, Golden Shower, Crystal Storm, Water Beam, Book of Skulls, Demon Scythe, Cursed Flames (not the cursed fire item, the book), and finally the Razor Blade Typhoon at 14 mythril anvils, can instakill NPCs, the true one is made with the original one and 99 of every underground ore, this also includes hellstone and obsidian).
-Terra Blade is now a Minecraft Blade, which is a diamond sword from Minecraft, but bigger and uses its texture from Faithful, shoots Diamond Armoued Steve's and Alex's on elytra with Diamond Swords and rarely Tridents (the ones from Update Aquatic, not the Terrarian item).
 
• Pirates now drop up to 1000 platinum, but the catch is all pirates use coin guns loaded with platinum coins

• Slimes drop Legendary Slmera Blade, a offbrand Terra Blade

• Dyrad’s dialogue makes sense

• Minecraft Creeper Vanity is not a thing

• Expert mode monster’s difficulties switch (Green Slime’s stats change with a pillar enemy)

• Spectal Armor healing buff is good in 1.3

• Terraria Moblie update comes out on time

• The next NPC doesn’t contain a single reference or puns
 
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