Terraria Bad Ideas

[WingedOracle]

Added microtransactions into Terraria.

 

[Cubic.]

An ultimate death mode where if you get touched you instantly die and your character and world are deleted and your computer explodes
(May or may not be inspired by a spoiler.)

 

[SimeaseKitten]

No potions. Boom.

 

[Cubic.]

A new boss that grants a debuff apon spawning and in three seconds the debuff instantly kills the player and while that happens a huge startling noise plays at full volume

 

[THEPINKWITHER]

Yrimir as the TRUE final boss of Terraria.
Dealing insane damage by throwing Copper Shortswords.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

SMG4 (The Meme Lord).
Health: 16,777,216.
Damage: 262,144.
Defence: 65,536 (the only way to kill him is using a Broken Wooden Hammer).
KBR: 4096%
AI: Modified Duke Fishron.
Atk. 1: Fires weird memes (and throwing World Destructive indestructible Nokia 3310 phones, despite being less-weird memes).
Atk. 2: summons his characters (like Meggy [an orange Inkling Girl, speaks in Spatoon's fonts], Dumb Mario [Mario, except way dumber and having crossed eyes, talks with the Super Mario 286 font], Waluigi [who attacks with an 10000x dmg Amethyst Staff and possesses everyone, same font as Mario], etc).
Music: crappy Undertale Sans battle theme on a crappy flute, based on the If Mario Ran Nintendo video.
Drops: 999999999999999999 platinum.
Summon: appears in Post-Moon Lord Blood Moons on the U R DED, NOT BIG SOUP RICE mode (You have a time limit, usually 25-30 minutes, to finish the game or you are eliminated, when you die, a voice clip of Team Fortress 2 Heavy saying "You are DEAD, not a Big Surprise!" plays, [all of] your characters and worlds are deleted, your computer/handheld [as in PSVita, 3DS, Tablets and Mobile Phones, there aren't PDA's running Terraria]/console [Playstation 3/4/vita, Xbox 360/One, Wii U, 3DS, Upcoming Switch Edition] blows up, etc).

 

[Owen Healy]

The Moon Lord spawns every night even in pre hardmode until you defeat him.

 

[Snappy_Guardian]

Moon Lord but every time you destroy his hand eye another Moon Lord spawns. I call it "Moon Lord Hand Holder"

 

[WingedOracle]

moon lord now spawns sans when you kill him!

 

[Meowmere Lord]

Upon destroying a dirt block a Dungeon Guardian spawns. beat that

 

[crazyman1X]

Upon destroying a dirt block a Dungeon Guardian spawns. beat that

alright
upon breaking a block redgit descends from the heavens and unleashes his wrath of a thousand bad cthulu boss suggestions.

 

[rediniowa5]

moon lord now spawns sans when you kill him!

Whats your EXP at?

 

[Ordinary Orange]

Terraria 1.trash:

Fixed a bug where wall of flesh moved horizontally(now moves vertically)
Replaced moon lord with giant Medusa
Killing anything plays John Cena anthem
Dirt now has a stack limit of 1
The corruption moves toward the player at all times

 

[WingedOracle]

All terrible ideas, such as terrible post-Moon Lord content ideas, have been added! Congrats, the game now is bad!

 

[Ordinary Orange]

SMG4 (The Meme Lord).
Health: 16,777,216.
Damage: 262,144.
Defence: 65,536 (the only way to kill him is using a Broken Wooden Hammer).
KBR: 4096%
Atk. 1: Fires weird memes (and throwing World Destructive indestructible Nokia 3310 phones, despite being less-weird memes).
Atk. 2: summons his characters (like Meggy [an orange Inkling Girl, speaks in Spatoon's fonts], Dumb Mario [Mario, except way dumber and having crossed eyes, talks with the Super Mario 286 font], Waluigi [who attacks with an 10000x dmg Amethyst Staff and possesses everyone, same font as Mario], etc).
Music: crappy Undertale Sans battle theme on a flute.
Drops: 999999999999999999 platinum.
Summon: appears in Post-Moon Lord Blood Moons on the U R DED, NOT BIG SOUP RICE mode (You have a time limit, usually 25-30 minutes, to finish the game or you are eliminated, when you die, a voice clip of Team Fortress 2 Heavy saying "You are DEAD, not Big Surprise!" plays, [all of] your characters and worlds are deleted, your computer/handheld [as in Tablets and Mobile Phones, there aren't PDA's running Terraria]/console [Playstation 3/4/vita, Xbox 360/One, Wii U, 3DS, Upcoming Switch Edition] blows up, etc).

Okay, I looked up “undertale sans battle theme on flute”

Help.

 

[Meowmere Lord]

Grim Reaper
Grim Reaper Ai
Health Infinite
Defense Infinite
KBR 100000000000000000%
Damage 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Stands still and once the both of you are on screen he kills you

99.99% to spawn every single game frame

 

[WingedOracle]

You can now fight Enraged Plantera and Enraged Duke Fishron at the same time.

If you defeat them. You get an achievement and a cookie.

 

[Grey Rook]

Vanity sets no longer drop from enemies and cannot be bought in-game. Instead, you can pay 1.49 euros to rent a given outfit for one month, after which the outfit will have to be renewed if you want to keep using it. Similarly, Luminite weapons no longer drop from the Moon Lord, instead you can pay 9.99 Euros to rent a given weapon for a given character for one month, after which you will need to renew the rent if you want to keep using it. We foresee no possible negative externalities of this decision.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

-All vanities and alt biomes/ores require Terra Bucks (also you can ONLY buy them from the store for a substanial amount [unfortunately], so the lowest amount of buyable money sells for 1000000 times the price of the lowest amount of Fortnite V-Bucks).
-A new Lunar Pickaxe made of just luminite, all other lunar invasion pickaxes need Terra Bucks.
-Emotes are added, except that you need Terra Bucks and all of them are from Fortnite.

 

[Yello_X]

Dyeing all your possible dye slots with Orange Dye/Bright Orange Dye (Not interchangable) will make your idle animation turn into Orange Justice